Uncle Leeroy

if a man does not have the sauce, then he is lost. but the same man can be lost in the sauce.- Gucci 📸: _tg1_

[Uncle Leeroy @_TG1_]

I'm speechless. Huge shoutout to the brothers of Pi Lambda Phi at Radford University

[Girth Brooks @RealGageMoore]

“With both Clemson and LSU competing for the championship tonight one thing is clear , the tigers are definitely coming out on top”

[Uncle Leeroy @_TG1_]

@itscarlsrayy @nathan_wohlford yo man you wanna talk about it?

[Uncle Leeroy @_TG1_]

@ZooMAN_Ricky @kniceone3 Wait...? That’s how babies are made ¿ 😧

[Uncle Leeroy @_TG1_]

50 First Dates n Chill

[Uncle Leeroy @_TG1_]

*engagement happens*
Guy: hey bro, congrats
What he actually means? “hey bro, congrats”

Girl: o m g. look at that finger! so happy! eeeeek!
What she actually means?
“Ha. Wish a man loved me that much. I don’t have one. But wherever he is? He ain’t shit”

[Dak Bs, Ms, PEng, PhD, JD, PsyD, DNP, MD @DakDeMarco]

I am NOT having a merry Christmas

[Uncle Leeroy @_TG1_]

“The Witcher” on Netflix. yes or no?

[Uncle Leeroy @_TG1_]

@ZooMAN_Ricky At 25.

[Uncle Leeroy @_TG1_]

@EisnaugleRyan Fucking onions bro

[Uncle Leeroy @_TG1_]

Nobody:
Logan: tiddies are overrated
🤔😶 @loganchrisinger

[Uncle Leeroy @_TG1_]

champagne, cocaine, gasoline, and most things in between

[Uncle Leeroy @_TG1_]

I’ve seen Jesus play with flames in a lake of fire that I was standing in

[Uncle Leeroy @_TG1_]

Walmart smells like Marlboro Lights, Big Sexy hair spray, and 5w-20 motor oil

[Uncle Leeroy @_TG1_]

This is my friends LIFE! Not some holiday gift from amazon. This isn’t a hard concept..break into the truck! A multi billion dollar corporation can afford a new latch lock on a box truck. Can’t afford to lose my friend. Unacceptable @FedEx

[Uncle Leeroy @_TG1_]

🗣🎶all I want for Christmas is..🎵🗣