𝙲𝚑𝚊𝚘𝚜 𝙰𝚐𝚎𝚗𝚝

𝘏𝘦'𝘴 𝘢 𝘮𝘢𝘥, 𝘮𝘢𝘥, 𝘮𝘢𝘥, 𝘮𝘢𝘥 𝘴𝘤𝘪𝘦𝘯𝘵𝘪𝘴𝘵. | Parody/RP. minor. main: @TempsSHUBUNKIN

[𝙲𝚑𝚊𝚘𝚜 𝙰𝚐𝚎𝚗𝚝 @_THECHAOSAGENT]

“...”

[She clears her throat and slides a document over the table to Synthwave.]

“So let's get to the point of this meeting, Alexa. I trust you brought the device?”

[🏳️‍⚧️ Ms. Synthwave 🎙️ @TheSuperiorWave]

...
Yes.
Yes it is.

[𝙲𝚑𝚊𝚘𝚜 𝙰𝚐𝚎𝚗𝚝 @_THECHAOSAGENT]

“Right... and is that why you look suspiciously like a machine–?”

[🏳️‍⚧️ Ms. Synthwave 🎙️ @TheSuperiorWave]

...
I overslept and missed my skincare routine.

[𝙲𝚑𝚊𝚘𝚜 𝙰𝚐𝚎𝚗𝚝 @_THECHAOSAGENT]

“You don't look like Alexa.”

[🏳️‍⚧️ Ms. Synthwave 🎙️ @TheSuperiorWave]

(Synth walks into #4. Her eyes fall onto Director. They narrow.)
Director.

[𝙲𝚑𝚊𝚘𝚜 𝙰𝚐𝚎𝚗𝚝 @_THECHAOSAGENT]

“Agent Alexa, to meeting room number four please. The meeting is soon to start.”

[ Synthwave could see a corridor nearby with meeting rooms one through ten lining it. She could also spot the Director sitting at the end of a table through the glass of room four. ]

[🏳️‍⚧️ Ms. Synthwave 🎙️ @TheSuperiorWave]

(Whether it be fortunate or not, Alexa had a meeting with @_THECHAOSAGENT that day. Convenient. Director's voice calls for them from the intercom.)

[𝙶𝚎𝚗𝚘 @RealitySaviour]

𝘈𝘭𝘭 𝘣𝘰𝘸 𝘣𝘦𝘧𝘰𝘳𝘦 𝘺𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘯𝘦𝘸 𝑮𝑶𝑫...
𝘎𝘦𝘯𝘰.

《 GENŌ INVADES #PTWT 》

[𝙶𝚎𝚗𝚘 @RealitySaviour]

𝘐 𝘢𝘮 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝑬𝑴𝑷𝑬𝑹𝑶𝑹 𝘰𝘧 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘭𝘪𝘵𝘺...

[𝙶𝚎𝚗𝚘 @RealitySaviour]

𝘐 𝘢𝘮 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘴𝘢𝘷𝘪𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘰𝘧 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘭𝘪𝘵𝘺...

[𝙒𝙊𝙍𝙇𝘿’𝙎 𝘽𝙀𝙎𝙏 𝘽𝙊𝙎𝙎 @ShermanM4348103]

"Do I need to be liked? Absolutely not. I like to be liked. I enjoy being liked. I have to be liked, but it's not like this compulsive need to be liked, like my need to be praised."

MICHAEL SCOTT JOINS #PTWT

[The Foundation @LDRofTheSeven]

–– ... Scratch that. There's a glowing bird.

《 THE FOUNDATION JOINS #PTWT 》

[The Foundation @LDRofTheSeven]

[[ TRANSMISSION BEGIN ]]

Calling to all remaining members of the Seven. I'm trapped in an unknown reality and require immediate evacuation.

There doesn't seem to be any signs of life near––

(1/2)

[𝙲𝚑𝚊𝚘𝚜 𝙰𝚐𝚎𝚗𝚝 @_THECHAOSAGENT]

@LivingGoo_ He was always made of goo. The purple is part of the glove.

[FN News @SentinelCentral]

For a while now, Epic has been bringing back old #Fortnite characters and giving them new lore, such as The Ice King, Kor, The Dark Voyager, Lt. Ripp Slade (Battlehawk) etc 📚

If you could choose one character to receive updated lore, who would it be and why?

[𝙲𝚑𝚊𝚘𝚜 𝙰𝚐𝚎𝚗𝚝 @_THECHAOSAGENT]

no matter my current state , i am capable of many . MANY things ! i could break out of . here and kill you in the blink of an eye !

fear me , Atlas , fear me .

[𝖠.𝖩. 𝖢𝖺𝗋𝗆𝗂𝖼𝗁𝖺𝖾𝗅 @TempsSHUBUNKIN]

are you being serious? Galvatron, Speak, and the Dark Voyager have already been dealt with. they pose no threat to me.

and even if they did, how would you contact them? last time i checked, you're trapped behind a layer of glass and a laser grid cell.

[𝙲𝚑𝚊𝚘𝚜 𝙰𝚐𝚎𝚗𝚝 @_THECHAOSAGENT]

well— well , i will have Galvatron , S.P.E.A.K. , and the Voyager come for you if i . am not freed !

i have friends in high places !

[𝖠.𝖩. 𝖢𝖺𝗋𝗆𝗂𝖼𝗁𝖺𝖾𝗅 @TempsSHUBUNKIN]

i don't think we can, no.

what would stop me from tracking the locations of your mines using your old archives? or the Infinite Switchboard?

you fail to understand that i hold all the cards here, Chaos Agent. you have no room to bargain here.

[𝙲𝚑𝚊𝚘𝚜 𝙰𝚐𝚎𝚗𝚝 @_THECHAOSAGENT]

. . listen , listen . i had some extra mines . on the side . backups y'know ?

if you free me and . let SHADOW continue operations , i will bring you to my second–best Psykronium mines and give you master access!

surely we can reach . some form of agreement ?

[𝖠.𝖩. 𝖢𝖺𝗋𝗆𝗂𝖼𝗁𝖺𝖾𝗅 @TempsSHUBUNKIN]

if my memory serves me correctly, Megatron and my agents handled your mining operation quite some time ago.

[𝙲𝚑𝚊𝚘𝚜 𝙰𝚐𝚎𝚗𝚝 @_THECHAOSAGENT]

| @TempsSHUBUNKIN |

A.J. ! TempsFishface ! Buddy . old pal ! .. would you be so kind as to release me from . the jar i'm locked in ?

. it would also be oh so . kind of you to release me from your captivity ! i get you all the Psykronium you want if you let me go !

[Tobias Rieper & Diana Burnwood @Codename47ICA]

Hello.

It is with great satisfaction that I announce that, thanks to the efforts of @TempsSHUBUNKIN, I now have an actual drive.

You can now place me, Agent 47, in any photo you’d like.

Here is the link: https://t.co/sPVCxVwlsc

This is a very big moment. I am very happy.

[𝐆𝐑𝐈𝐄𝐕𝐎𝐔𝐒 @_CISCYBORG_]

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