Showy Ohtani

Just a fool trying to chase his gold.

[Showy Ohtani @_TYYZ]

Jamaicans calling speed bumps sleepy policeman is fucking hillarious for no reason

[Showy Ohtani @_TYYZ]

@4020Turtle Dont think so I remember going to Jamaica with my boy and he bought an ungodly amount cause you can’t get em in Canada

[Showy Ohtani @_TYYZ]

Random kinda but why did they stop letting us buy kool aid packets in Canada

[Showy Ohtani @_TYYZ]

Celsius taste like hitting a vape

[🌧️ @wstgoat7]

Shake Shack eats

[Showy Ohtani @_TYYZ]

@fende2k Probably tbh

[Showy Ohtani @_TYYZ]

@mamaasquishy I’ve never had a problem with that

[Showy Ohtani @_TYYZ]

What???
Those are one of the worlds greatest inventions 99+ flavours in one machine
It’s damn near magic

[giancarlo @yeahgiancarlo]

Can we all agree the Coca Cola Freestyle Machines are awful?

[Showy Ohtani @_TYYZ]

@IcedThaiTeee

[Showy Ohtani @_TYYZ]

Putting a stripper pole up there

[Zee @ZainabBell657]

A friend wants to setup something like this but isn't sure what to sell ... Any ideas??

[Showy Ohtani @_TYYZ]

@Mar118 I remember I bought my first pair of rocawear jeans there 😂

[Showy Ohtani @_TYYZ]

Brampton real fall of came when the McDonalds and 410 and Queen stopped letting you go inside 24/7

When sword and Shield closed and Jacks Backyard shut down

[tee @freakyteezy_]

Brampton was one of the greatest cities in the world from 2006-2019

[Showy Ohtani @_TYYZ]

Done saying I’m done playing

[Showy Ohtani @_TYYZ]

@Jsuisthick @pcurtiss_ I swear I was gonna quit last week I was dead set on it
Had to cuss someone at work the same day and my adrenaline was pumping bad
lol had to calm down best way i knew how

[Showy Ohtani @_TYYZ]

“Too much” and “From time” are in the upper echelon of Drake songs

[Showy Ohtani @_TYYZ]

@mamaasquishy Just read this tweet and looked to my left and see huge black cloud lol and I’m by Steele’s and west drive

[Showy Ohtani @_TYYZ]

@hoodshordy I seen a stretch excursion limousine pull up to that Mcdonalds at 4am bout 15 bitches coming in from the club
A man gave every last one of them bitches his pimp business card
Shit was revolutionary 😭😭😭

[Showy Ohtani @_TYYZ]

I went to hooters one time for all you can eat wings this the shit they was serving
Place never saw me again
I’m more of an ass man anyways

[𝔹𝕀𝔾 𝕃𝕀𝔹ℝ𝔸 ✨ @venusianhunty]

Ordered wings in thailand…..why my wings on ozempic wtf

[Showy Ohtani @_TYYZ]

No TF it ain’t

[a 🦦 @mxrxdo]

Pepsi is genuinely better than coca-cola

[Showy Ohtani @_TYYZ]

Minute Maid sugar free juice is this price and i wanna let someone hold a hot one bout it

[Softboy @softboywin]

Grocery shopping is so scary …… there are items that cost 6.99 that have never been 6.99 before

[Showy Ohtani @_TYYZ]

@NoBeehaviour Working????
That man packing his prison pocket full of contraband before he turns himself in then 😂😂😂