Fries Above

Looked better in the picture

[Fries Above @_TeamRamrod]

@Drunken_People I’m going to do myself a favor and not look

[emi @vxmpcore_]

liquor? ya if she’ll let me

[𝘽𝙡𝙖𝙠𝙚 @Arealmfngl]

The company that already went bankrupt and closed every store across the country 3 years ago? Ok.

[Fries Above @_TeamRamrod]

@citehchris Honestly better than if they’d swept it

[Degen CPA @DrewVento]

Not one member of Metallica ever appeared on sesame street. Master of puppets my ass.

[josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99]

The story of Icarus provides us with a valuable lesson: never fuck up real bad

[Ash @newashcamp]

English is funny— we “park” in the “driveway” but “jack off” in the “company bathrooms”

[Fries Above @_TeamRamrod]

Being outside of The Globe with 35 cents to my name sounds about right

[414EvanRytlewski @Evanryt]

Good morning only to the guy developing an open world video game set on the East Side of Milwaukee in 1994

[Seul @SeulCotejardin]

TT

[Fries Above @_TeamRamrod]

Babe, wake up! iCrowdkillBot just dropped

[NEXTA @nexta_tv]

A Chinese robot wearing a clown wig kicked a child in the stomach.

[boob dylan @BYUsupersoaker]

its gonna be a Hunter Biden summer (staying away from crack and reminding others that nobody is perfect and everyone makes mistakes)

[Casual Thursday @CasualThursday]

So when the president does it it’s totally fine, but when I try to build a fighting ring on *my* front lawn it’s a “zoning violation” and a “public nuisance” and apparently the first time my dumbass “lawyer” has seen a DUI charge on a backhoe and I’m going to “jail.” Interesting.

[Dave Hale - Concerned Republican @CountryFirstRep]

Notice how simply quoting the Founding Fathers comes off as a swipe at Trump...

Almost like he's everything they warned us against.

[Steven Hyden @Steven_Hyden]

A first ballot Dumb Guy Hall Of Famer. Just a beautiful imbecile.

[BonkDaCarnivore @BonkDaCarnivore]

Fun fact: A vanilla ice cream cone at this same location, per the internet archive, was $1.75 the day Trump took office.

A 29% increase. MAGA!

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

I’ve just heard someone call an AI slop sympathizer a “cogsucker,” and I’m not sure the English language has anything left to give after that.

[ComradeDecoy @Comradedecoy]

So Iran can’t have nukes but random tech billionaires can???

[Aaron Reichlin-Melnick @ReichlinMelnick]

1. It's the Reflecting Pool, not the "Reflecting Lake"
2. It's the Lincoln Memorial, not the "Lincoln Monument."
3. The Reflecting Pool is 2,030 feet long, not 2,400 feet.
4. The tallest building in the world is 2,717 feet high, nearly 700 feet more than the Reflecting Pool.