Teddy

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[Teddy @_Teddybeardom_]

@babysno3 Got some joints and steak if you're interested

[Teddy @_Teddybeardom_]

Who wants to come over and smoke? I'll make you dinner after!

[Teddy @_Teddybeardom_]

My girlfriend and I are going to Vegas in a month and change...

She just asked if we can go to a strip club.

I'm going to make this happen and buy her first lap dance.

[Teddy @_Teddybeardom_]

My girl asked me "Do you have your phone?" right before we did doggy.

I didn't go grab my phone.

I'm sorry y'all. I'm greedy and wanted that to myself.

[Teddy @_Teddybeardom_]

@G0RE_WHOR3_ Just had one. 10/10 would recommend

[Teddy @_Teddybeardom_]

@G0RE_WHOR3_ The real ones are here ❤️

[Teddy @_Teddybeardom_]

My girlfriend and I found a beautiful Yellow Garden Spider near her house.

Her name is Penelope and we love our new outside homie.

[Teddy @_Teddybeardom_]

Goddamn I'm hot.

[❤️‍🔥FINAL GIRL❤️‍🔥® @G0RE_WHOR3_]

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25 Years Old
Bi/Pan BRATTY& silly lil sub
Hard/soft kinks
Horror lover!
True crime 🫣
Anal princess 👑
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[Teddy @_Teddybeardom_]

I love being an eater.

There's nothing better than feeling my face drenched and seeing a smile on someone's face when I'm done.

Pure bliss in my opinion.

[Teddy @_Teddybeardom_]

Will y'all still like me if I'm bald?

[Teddy @_Teddybeardom_]

The weather is supposed to be ass this weekend, so my girlfriend and I came up with a plan:

Get Korean barbecue, make a pillow fort, watch movies and get higher than a giraffes ass.

I'll report back to y'all Saturday afternoon

[Teddy @_Teddybeardom_]

Booked the first out of state vacation for me and my girlfriend.

It's exactly a month after our one year anniversary and I'm so excited.

[Teddy @_Teddybeardom_]

@ladyrev3nge If he said that out of context, I'm swinging on him.

[Teddy @_Teddybeardom_]

Fat coochie tastes better.

There. I said it.

[Teddy @_Teddybeardom_]

If y'all want more lore, just ask me things (within reason)!

[Teddy @_Teddybeardom_]

Teddy Lore no one asked for:

I used to produce and cohost a podcast!

[Teddy @_Teddybeardom_]

Teddy Lore no one asked for:

I used to produce and cohost a podcast!

[Teddy @_Teddybeardom_]

@BaugherDr Delete this you fucking weirdo. These aren't your pictures.

[Teddy @_Teddybeardom_]

I think my main love language has changed.

Nothing makes me happier than doing something for someone I care about. Maybe I've been an acts of service person all along.

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Tried fixing my car but the harmonic balancer is shot and I do not have the tools for that 🙃🙃 waiting on a quote now.