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[lateefaah @_TeeFaah]

Never judge a book by its cover. Likewise, never judge the contents of a book by its cover.

[Gbemisola Taiwo @MisolaofJesus]

Second borns:

[Mayukh @mayukh_panja]

I want to do a public service announcement for people who are desperate to come to Europe. I have seen many, many desperate Indian students doing 12 hours of delivery/ restaurant / gig work, extremely underpaid and abused in Berlin and this really bothers me.

Please don’t take out huge loans and go
into debt to get admitted to third rate private universities here. You will face extreme hardship, both mental and financial, for little to no reward.

There many universities in Germany which are essentially visa mills. They sell you a dream- that if you manage to somehow get to Europe, you will be financially sorted for life and there will be an abundance of job offers for you to pick and choose from, once you graduate.

These universities are very scammy, have a low barrier to entry (you can more or less buy a seat), and extremely low teaching standards. Students who come here are forced to take up underpaid and often illegal gig work to survive and they are easy targets for shady companies.

And then they realize that their university degree is pretty much worthless. Both in Germany and in India.

If you do want to come to Germany, apply
to the state run universities here. These are usually cheap but very competitive and have usually quite high standards.

Please don’t take out a 30 lakh loan, or sell family land to fall for a scam. If something sounds too good to be true, it probably is not true.

Also the Indians on X who are relentlessly advising young people to get out of the country by hook or by crook, should perhaps exercise some caution knowing that there are impressionable young people out there who might do stupid things.

[Jenn, the car girl🚘✨ @_sheisjennifer]

Ponmo o!!! Ponmo!

I was so obsessed with Ponmo. I ate one strong one, after chewing it for like over 10 minutes, I decided to swallow it because in my head it has already softened and my jaws were already aching.

I swallowed this thing and it stuck in my throat, e no gree go up e no gree come down😭😭i was literally gasping for breath, i saw the light.😭😭
I swallowed bottles of water e no gree go down

That day wasn't funny😭
Naso I for take die because of ponmo

[Anne Fleur Dekker @annefleurdd]

in Nederland moet je je eigen vloer meenemen

[gst @wearegst]

Nigeria is trapped in a cycle of relentless blackouts, with no hope of improvement anywhere in sight.

[Nathan ✰ @Just1Nathann_]

I still haven't seen what will make me lose appetite, i fit dey heartbroken but eba water dey fire 😂

[Moe @Mochievous]

Omo corset trend in asoebi needs to go. At the wedding yesterday, i couldn’t even hug my friends properly. Our corsets were just jamming each other. Everywhere solid rock like we were medieval soldiers wearing war amour. smh

[Pan African (Igbos are from Rivers State too) @IzunnaDike]

Please people who live in Canada 🇨🇦 can you help me enlighten this young lady about the peppers we have here.

[The Onyinye✨ @4naya3]

We declare the Netflix (cringey cliché) Christmas movies marathon officially open!!🥳🥳✨✨

[Aderonke👸🏽 @omooba___]

My introverted self would have kept this to myself but this I couldn’t pass. Menstrual pain isn’t a mood. it is a medical reality.

Please share!

[the pressure @larabillionaire]

Ideally, tomorrow should be Friday.

[Big Cuz @imohumoren]

“Soon as I leave the house, fight with your sisters, keep this door wide open so everyone passing can see inside the house, don’t have a bath, don’t do your assignments, play till I come back”

[mojola @mojolaabayomi]

this is the type of shit your friends are supposed to beat you up for.

Asin, alubẹ type p.

[Kiki @theskinpriest]

If you can afford it, get your child that cosmetic treatment as soon as you can.

The braces, do it.
The acne treatment, do it.

Invest in their appearance as much as you are investing in their education.

[𝕯𝖆𝛎𝖎𝐝🧘🏾‍♂️ @DavidPattt]

Rent free all day 😂😭

[𝓑ᥫ᭡ @quesadaaa_]

Nah the price of mirrors was one of my most shocking adult discoveries

[sc @sxdiqcarter_]

This na the funniest thread of all time 😭😭😭😭😭

[lateefaah @_TeeFaah]

@khalifar01 Ohh my Khalifah! Inalillahi wainailayji rajiun. May Allah accept her return.

[Jola @Jollz]

Dancing competition.

[Pan African (Igbos are from Rivers State too) @IzunnaDike]

HEAR ME OUT!!!

Butter chicken 🇮🇳 and Poundo (fufu) 🇳🇬.

Collabo. 🫶🏾