Tess Brewer

21. NYC. I write things sometimes.

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I graduated today/I worked from 6:30-3 and skipped graduation today.

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They took Buffy off Netflix.......... time to cancel @netflix

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If I had a daughter and named her Buffy, would there be any real world repercussions or is this a viable option?

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You know who else was a non-Christian, Middle Eastern refugee? Fucking Moses. #NoBanNoWall

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Convinced all bartenders must be alcoholics based exclusively on the addiction that has stemmed from working the espresso bar at la Colombe

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Only made 25 cents in tips at work today. But I caught 2 sharks on animal crossing so overall I'd say I've come out on top.

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Whenever someone talks about Kurt I immediately assume they mean Cobain cause he's the only Kurt I actually know of

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Senior project accepted, now just need to get accepted to grad school. :p

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I want to be somewhere where the snow stays white and sticks to the ground.

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The opening paragraph to my final paper on narrative digression is 425 words... but I digress

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My PSA for the day: Study the humanities. Our rhetoric will be our downfall if we don't start to recognize its importance. That is all.

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WWBD ?

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Periodically I realize the severity of the presidential decision and am overcome with anxiety. Have eaten 2 large cookies 2day 2 compensate

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20 days til the GRE. 20 days til Ween

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I just want bookshelves that are this large and imposing.

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There should be an Oscar for most emotionally exhausting film and it should go to American Honey.

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I'm carrying a guitar and wearing a leather jacket. So I'm basically a musician by default now right?

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My legs stopped working 12 hours ago.

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I just really love Ween

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Missing my bug <3