🚨BREAKING: SUPER MICRO CO-FOUNDER ARRESTED FOR SMUGGLING $2.5B IN NVIDIA GPUs TO CHINA
>SMCI co-founder Yih-Shyan "Wally" Liaw arrested today
>personally holds $464 MILLION in SMCI stock
>charged with smuggling BILLIONS in Nvidia servers to china
>used a southeast asian shell company to funnel $2.5B in servers to chinese buyers
>$510 million worth shipped in just THREE WEEKS in spring 2025
>built thousands of fake dummy servers to fool U.S compliance auditors
>caught on surveillance camera using a HAIR DRYER to swap serial number stickers
>coordinated the whole thing over encrypted group chats
>SMCI down 12% after hours
>faces up to 30 years in federal prison
ITS SO OVER…
you can see the exact moment when zohran mamdani realized that whatever he does or
says will never be enough for deranged schizoids, and became a little bit more zionist