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Erinne 🥰 luckiest man alive

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With the bonus I’m getting from work each month I’m totally gonna put it towards a trip for Erinne and I next year. I need opinions!

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If you’re the type of person that goes around someone pumping gas at Costco to take the first spot instead of waiting to pull through, you’re the worst type of person

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I really only lurk on Twitter but ya boy got a promotion this week and I feel good 🙂

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@raisingcanes after my ice melted, why aren’t the ice makers cleaned?

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@prodbylij It’s the best to go ham on my dude, literally eat it with anything

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I got the eagles winning by 3

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Do I trade in the civic for a truck? I’m looking at a 2019 F150.

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@SWOLBORG #GiftRTX returning the favour of luck

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I was sitting at a red light yesterday and the Honda Odyssey in front of me had Jimmy Neutron playing on their back seat tv. Thank you, soccer mom, for making my red light stop much more enjoyable

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@YungTorsoShawty There’s something about the second shot that just resonates with me

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@prodbylij Literally think of this anytime someone is a fan of high fashion

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@YungTorsoShawty You made me wanna try this:

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Nothing bothers me more than people who use politics as their whole identity. Actually wait, people who don’t know what they’re regurgitating about politics, being their whole identity

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Having 3 days off in a row has been a godsend

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Gonna plan to see Mount Rushmore, Yellowstone, Yosemite, and the coast of California from San Fran to San Diego. Needless to say ya boy is pumped

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I’m in the pre-planning stages of my vacation trip out west and boy howdy lemme tell you that it’s gonna be spicy

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Drunk at 11am on a Thursday is what I needed after this week

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@Jif can y’all compensate me some toilet paper for my troubles?

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I can’t believe I got salmonella from fucking Jif peanut butter

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It’s raining like a motherfucker and it’s really not helping me when I gotta pee