The Beef Hammer

Brace yourself

[Christopher Lloyd @DocBrownLloyd]

Today I turn 88…I’ve seen some serious shit. The most serious of it all is love. I love my family, my friends, and my wonderful fans. The power of love remains.

[The Beef Hammer @_TheBobCat]

If I see a chain I’m gonna yank it

[The Beef Hammer @_TheBobCat]

Haha ‘inseminator’

[Adam Aaronson @aaaronson]

UNDERESTIMATIONS is the longest word that can be reduced to one letter by repeatedly anagramming and dropping a letter, forming a valid word at each step

[JOE @JoeHockeyPics]

1979-80.
21 Teams. 21 Beautiful Logos.
#NHL

[Travis Chapman @Travispaints]

I painted a shark with sailboat teeth

[TB EGO @TomBradyEgo]

Every AFC Team’s first logo vs current logo

[Elle Lookbook @EvaLovesDesign]

The cross-section of an upper-class Victorian townhouse.

The morning room vs the parlour

In a grand Victorian townhouse, the bright morning room served as a casual, sunlit family space for writing letters and managing household affairs, while the opulent parlour was a formal, street-facing showroom designed to impress guests during afternoon visits. Together, they balanced private family comfort with public etiquette.

[Rich Luchette @richluchette]

After the Bears fired him in 1993, Ditka made a cameo appearance on the SNL cold open with the Superfans. What a loss.

[Jim Miloch @podoffame]

Mike Ditka held the TE rookie record for receiving yards until just a few years ago, when Brock Bowers broke it by 118 yards.

It took the NFL moving to a 17-game season and a tight end doubling Ditka's reception total to break the record.

[Philip Debussy @thotmanifesto]

one good sleep can have you feeling like a white woman in a yogurt commercial

[Scott Wessman @scottew]

Just got fired from Apple. I was the guy who designed the AirPods to shoot out of the case at high speeds whenever you drop it.

[SportsBall @_SportsBall_]

How home runs are measured in MLB ⚾️

[Randy “RAGS” Johnson @iamrags]

So umpires are getting scrutinized and lambasted for missing pitches an 1/8” of an inch to an inch off the plate that really isn’t the plate as MLB only counts the back half of home plate. Imagine being told you are wrong by a computer that the pitch you called a strike because it caught the front half of the plate is actually a ball. Then getting crap from all the younger, nerdy generation because it’s so EZ to tell if a pitch is a strike at 100 mph or a ball from your fucking couch. Get a grip people. They won’t call the real zone because hitters would struggle more than they do now. Imagine that.

[selene @rainybabygirl]

u dont really hear about construction paper much anymore

[The Beef Hammer @_TheBobCat]

I have never once been up close to a tuna penis — honestly could not pick one out of a lineup of penises

[The Beef Hammer @_TheBobCat]

@uncledoomer Gilded Age

[doomer @uncledoomer]

its crazy how they used to just build bullshit

[The Beef Hammer @_TheBobCat]

Green Bay and Tampa Bay are totally opposite bays

[Mayce Tomlin @maycetomlin]

Bro I used to come home sometimes and my PlayStation would just be gone. And I wasn’t in trouble😭😭😭