The Crumble

Bikes, Socialism and LUFC mostly. Check out my motovlogging channel on YouTube:

[rob delaney @robdelaney]

This is what it was like spending time with our son’s dead body. He had cancer so there was nothing we could do to stop it. I think I’m posting this because many making/avoiding decisions right now haven’t held their child’s corpse.

[Chris Packham @ChrisGPackham]

You know when you think - it’s bad , it’s actually as bad as it could be , nothing could make things any worse . . . then . . . https://t.co/7hWcyxnt0R

[The Crumble @_TheCrumble_]

@SPCK111 @MANCHESTERMUS10 Big Dave is long gone. He’s now working at a rehab centre for reformed superbikes in Stoke on Trent.

[The Crumble @_TheCrumble_]

@LUFC @adidasfootball You can run through the woods in it

[PoliticsJOE @PoliticsJOE_UK]

Boris Johnson has resigned as an MP after the Privileges committee found him to have misled parliament.

The law is finally catching up with the wise guys of the Tory party.

[Irvine Welsh @IrvineWelsh]

She was a fucking malignant cunt as are you. Well done.

[The Crumble @_TheCrumble_]

@ThaFlyingYrkshm @finnoctane I only come on Twitter now for a weekly dose of misery. I come here to top up the despair and then head to Facebook to replenish my levels of hopelessness 👍🏻

[The Crumble @_TheCrumble_]

@finnoctane Microwaving suet, good good man. Thanks for the heads up re Bisto caramelised union (sic) gravy - that’s on the Waitrose shopping list now ☺️

[Leeds United @LUFC]

🤣 The Rodrigo celebrations are back!

[Frankie Boyle Updates @frankieboyle]

A river of boiling shit flows through your town. You haven’t seen a tomato for 18 months. MOTD is 3 minutes long and narrated by a parakeet. Your salary is paid directly to British Gas. You solve a riddle to speak to a GP. You feel people come here because they want an easy life

[Ian Wright @IanWright0]

Everybody knows what Match of the Day means to me, but I’ve told the BBC I won’t be doing it tomorrow. Solidarity.

[The Crumble @_TheCrumble_]

@FlinchOR That is very sweet of you to remember little old me. Emphasis on the old. ☺️😘👍🏻

[Marina Purkiss @MarinaPurkiss]

I was all for having friendships with people no matter how they voted

But now…

Knowing people are dying needlessly because of our crippled NHS

Not just the elderly, but babies too

If you continue to vote Tory despite this

…you can go f*ck yourself.

https://t.co/6Rnl9D10gu

[Jonathan Pie @JonathanPieNews]

My summary of recent events: DOG SHIT.

Full video here: https://t.co/ikrsaBxBC1

[Richard K Herring @Herring1967]

If I’d know that Brexit would lead to the complete destruction of the Tory party, I would have voted for it.

[The Labour Party @UKLabour]

The damage is done.

[Michael Spicer @MrMichaelSpicer]

one mp said to me last night