The_Kas

promise you won't fall in love with me.

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I’ve e been awake since 4am. I guess I’ll get up and start my day after that phenomenal 4.5 hours of slumber 😤

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I wish I had access to one free pastry of my choosing a day.

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A man in a full length sweat-pant and flip flops is my actual nightmare

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My dad does this thing where he takes 80% of his phone calls on speaker. (When he’s in the house, not like public lol) but I still think it’s absolutely bonkers that I can just be in the kitchen and hear whatever the hell him and his buddy are yapping about 😶

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The mood I’m in today is making me want to throw up.

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The way I want to be eating a fat sandwich and some chips on a pontoon in the sun A S A P

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Not enough people wear ankle bracelets

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Been here under an hour and my coworkers are already testing my patience.

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The way I’m craving cream cheese wontons somethin FIERCE.

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Remembering the time a man on the side of the road (that I obviously did not know) opened my passenger side door when I was at a stop sign to ask if he could use my cellphone. The nerve! Lmfaoo

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“Donuts are like the sexiest food alive if you ask me” - Matia

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Had to park in Timbuktu this morning. I noticed someone left for a meeting and they were parked right outside the door. When I tell you I RAN to my car so I could snag that spot up front hahaha

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“He has the most gorgeous auburn pubic hairs. I’d love to make them into a wig”

💀💀💀

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I wish I could bring my dog to work/with me everyday. Just like everywhere I go, he’s allowed. So much more time spent together and he would get to experience so much more in life and be enriched throughout the day. Like instead of just waiting at home for his next walk…😕

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I think I’m finally feeling some motivation to get off my ass. About time lmaoo

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I’ve been at work for 45 mins and I think one person has said good morning lmfao

This is the shit I DO LIKE. Hahahaha

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The country is so divided. The world holds so much hate and anger. It’s dark, really really dark. Why does the human race choose to live this way?!

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“Don’t you ever just have the feminine urge to hex somebody?!”

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@maitibear LETS

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Okay fine. I’ll watch Heated Rivalry…again. 🥲

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@maitibear I’m obsessed