The Laundry Mat

Conspiracy Theory Aficionado 👽 Sky Watcher 🛸 Keen Observer 👀 Anti Woke Meme Enthusiast 🤡 1A 2A 📜 God✝️ Country🇺🇸 Family❤️‍🔥

[The Laundry Mat @_TheLaundryMat]

No video evidence? 🤨
It’s 2004 for Pete’s sake

At least the official stories have gotten more elaborate. It used to be swamp gas and weather balloons.
Now it’s meteors and illusions.

Don’t believe your lying eyes🙄

Where are those 911 callers today?

[The Laundry Mat @_TheLaundryMat]

It’s gross how the police are allowed to just laugh it off lolz technology🥴
The surveillance state; Inverted per usual.
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Surveil the State 🎥👮‍♂️🚔

[The Laundry Mat @_TheLaundryMat]

We got one buying in bulk boys. Book him.

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WNBA records will be broken🏆🏀

[Collin Rugg @CollinRugg]

Former NBA star Enes Kanter Freedom has declared himself a WNBA prospect, says he meets every requirement necessary.

The 6 ft 10 in, 250 pound player says he reviewed the WNBA eligibility criteria and has decided to declare himself eligible for the 2027 WNBA draft.

The announcement comes after some WNBA coaches and players have announced their support of men in women’s sports.

“My team and I have carefully examined the WNBA’s eligibility criteria and governing framework surrounding self-identification and inclusion,” he said.

“Based on the current guidelines, I can and am officially declaring my eligibility for the upcoming WNBA draft in April 2027.”

Congratulations!

[The Laundry Mat @_TheLaundryMat]

Brilliant 😂

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@BrockRiddickIFB

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We need to mobilize all these people that have such a problem with being recorded against the government’s surveillance state

Just tell them you are keeping them safe🥴

[The Laundry Mat @_TheLaundryMat]

The traffic lights were manipulated to direct people towards the new In n Out location 🚦 bruv

[The Laundry Mat @_TheLaundryMat]

“The Bible was written by Jews; the whole book.”

Nothing suspicious about a book whose authors instruct everyone to bless them and their people in perpetuity🤨

🚨Breaking
The Big Bad Wolf has authored a religious text for pigs

Lupus 3:16 Let Me In🤷‍♂️🥴

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What a crybaby. A very important call with his attorney 🙄 😏 🤷‍♂️

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The truth hurts

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@JohntheeGentile @abierkhatib That Bible didn’t have any maps now that you mention it 🤨

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We the (Rich) People. Ain’t nothing changed

Vietnam Vets Reveal Raw War Stories at Local Bar https://t.co/hGwLCJBcNT

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Wow

What a horny little blabber-mouth

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What’s he thinking flapping his gums to an agent of the state?! It’s as if he has some preconceived notion that he has the right to voice his opinions to said agents.
What a fool.

[The Laundry Mat @_TheLaundryMat]

82 🤨

[The Laundry Mat @_TheLaundryMat]

AI: …if this is real…
Husk: it’s real 💀
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[The Laundry Mat @_TheLaundryMat]

Every time you hear that laugh 😂 👻

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