TheLocalDegenerate

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Makes art. I'm still lazier than lazy.

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New pinned tweet: Hello Creatures

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You're obsessed with her ass and big tits while Im 3 inches in her belly button, we are not the same

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Cats are also 100% pussy made

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Unless you were lab grown, By technicality, You are pussy made.

thems the rules i dont make them

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Muh birthday today, give me all of your money right now.

[Valerie皿🏳️‍⚧️ @Valeriedaseal]

https://t.co/6HGk5UmrIS

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Im tired, but I persist like the horrors.

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Because all the food recalls: My list of safe to eat food
[Anything cooked at 350° or more and doesnt have physical object contamination like glass or metal]

Pre-cooked chicken (HEB brand fried chicken bites)
Rice (Washed before cooked)
Frozen mixed veggies (be wary for issues)

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white people be like: I forgot I had lucario's fat ass on my screen

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this is referring to people hating on sharks

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The recent shart discourse is kinda ridiculous, be kind to the sharts smh.

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@insey_cringe @lilystarsailor as someone who's also poly:

DAMN THEY BEATING YOUR ASS IN THE REPLIES

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Im 100% sober btw

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Sometimes life be thinky thinky

other times drinky drinky and no thinky thinky.

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@Valeriedaseal sorry my fault :v

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A day can be great but you know its confusingly good when you laugh like a cartoon villain before the day has really started.

Love karmic justice being a mild inconvenience to those who just cant wait like 2 minutes.

:3 made my whole day already

[Kruscle @Kruscle]

@SMii7Y I mean, it's Meccha Chameleon. Maybe he's just trying to disguise himself as a good YouTuber.

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@Airavibes_ The French

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*in Those fuck ass ai voices*
1: What kind of trans is this?
2: Trans man, hes hot
1: what kind of trans is this
2: Trans woman, she's Hot too

1:What kind of-
*picture of Car transmission*
2: Please

1:...What kind of fucking chaser is this? *points at 2*

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Casualties Unknown posting:

Kill Cave ticks, Curbstomp a cave tick, blast a cave tick with dynamite, shoot cave ticks with a gun, spike trap a cave tick, grav trap loop a cave tick, slice a cave tick with a machete, Destroy cave ticks, Burn a cave tick orphanage.