The Mayor

[The Mayor @_TheMayor]

My plans 2020

[The Mayor @_TheMayor]

@billpriestley

[Ricky Hollywood @victim_burn77]

You can like and agree with woody Allen’s decisions in his private life without enjoying his movies it’s called seperating the art from the artist

[The Serfs (youtube.com/theserftimes) @theserfstv]

It's a Cybertruck

[Cameron 🇺🇸 🗽🦅 @CameronCorduroy]

>renames it to the Department of War
>names himself the Secretary of War
>fights one war
>loses

[javi @javipucela_]

Ferrán hoy

[The Mayor @_TheMayor]

@Ryanb1012 0:41

[SouthSide Behavior @SSBehavior]

WHITE SOX WIN!!! THIS IS SO FUN!!! GFY LA!!! THE POWER OF LOVE AND FRIENDSHIP WINS AGAIN!

ROLL IT!

[The Mayor @_TheMayor]

@billpriestley

[Dr. Robert King @kingbtc]

me: "fuck yeah it finally came"

her: "what did you ord-"

[keegan @Keegan59992745]

When the spurs are up 20 and a Knicks fan does the thing purely to get the game cancelled

[The Mayor @_TheMayor]

@Ryanm190 Petey

[cigs @AngryVoter2024]

How does someone get so annoying that their friends kick them out of the bachelor party

[RedditCFB @RedditCFB]

Imagine seeing this scene and being like yeah let’s move to Indiana lmao.

[The Mayor @_TheMayor]

@billpriestley

[padres hunter biden @FriaR_15]

Reminder that Lou Gehrig played with ALS and hit .290+

Manny Machado is fully healthy and hitting .170

[Walter @culturecanceler]

Why don’t the bears make a 6 billion dollar kalshi bet against where they’re not going and use the winnings to finance the stadium

[PetersonIsKing @Peterson_IsKing]

David Stearns went to Japan to personally scout this guy and said yeah we’ll take Jorge Polanco instead

[The Mayor @_TheMayor]

@billpriestley

[A24 @A24]

Witness television history. PRIMETIME, a new film by Lance Oppenheim, starring Robert Pattinson. In theaters this Fall.

[The Mayor @_TheMayor]

@Ryanb1012

[Kyle 🚄 @KyleTrainEmoji]

PICARD: Data, shields up

DATA: Brilliant! Shields can reduce damage we sustain. Not immunity. Not hubris. Just prudence. It's not precaution—it's strategy.

[camera shakes]

WORF: HULL BREACHES ON NINE DECKS

DATA: Here's what happened: you told me to raise shields, and I didn't

[a tribble🌈⚾️ @justonetribble]

this post makes me laugh every time. like i can’t even argue with that

[Spelling Mistakes Cost Lives @darren_cullen]

I'm being left behind by the AI revolution in the same way I was left behind when Heaven's Gate ascended to join the spaceship that was hiding behind a comet.

[The Mayor @_TheMayor]

@billpriestley

[Doc @DrBitcoinMD]

POV: you go down the Kars4Kids rabbit hole and end up watching a video of orthodox Jews chasing the official mascot of the organization, Fiveish the 5 dollar bill, through the streets of Israel because they assumed it was an antisemitic prank.

[The Mayor @_TheMayor]

@billpriestley

[christine 🌿 @xtinemarx]

my childhood nickname was “christine the bean” until 2001 when my older brother and sister began a competition to see which of them could think of a new nickname that made me cry the most. this resulted in them calling me “osama bin laden” for the next three years

[JPD🐻⬇️ @BeardownMF]

Cubs fans sitting in traffic on the Dan Ryan