Sheriff

Local authority on everything

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@THR Need to see a guy next year with pants that hang off the tip

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@imfat Bro im tryinnnnggggguhh

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Why THE FUCK are all these videos in a parking lot

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“He doesn’t usually like pineapples” is fryinggggggggggg me right now

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@OccupyLF Also better at baseball*

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@therandomsec Are you a hog fan or do i just only get your hog tweets

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@FDSportsbook

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@KayserHoops @JohnNaborsShow @BarstoolUA @ArRecruitingGuy @ARHoopScoop @pinto479 @CurtWilkerson_ @NWAHutch @AMFKristensen @MikeIrwinPTN @BenBrandonHoops How are they all going to be 1 🤔

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@grantcohn @TylerIAm

[Zay @THEL0VESPACE]

It is week 13 of the 2026 NFL season. Jacoby has led us to a 2-9 record, the leagues worst. While trailing 10-17, Jacoby suffers a hand injury and we give the keys to Beck. Beck has a miraculous 4th quarter leading an upset over the Los Angeles Rams 27-20. Beck is then named the starter for the rest of the season. Over the last 4 games, Beck goes 3-1 with 7TDs and just 3 INTs. The Arizona Cardinals finish the season 6-11. They have the 10th pick in the NFL draft and elect to draft a defensive player, confident they have the QB of the future. Going into 2027 everyone is very upbeat, Beck apology posts are plastered over Cardinals twitter. For the first time in YEARS, the valley has something to look forward to. Fast forward to the end of 2027 Carson Beck is actually still ass and just had a Mickey Mouse 4.5 games and we still don’t have a QB and MHJ and McBride request a trade and we fire Monti and start an entire new rebuild

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@SleeperNFL @grantcohn

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@SleeperBroncos Son 😭😭😭😭

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@PardonMyTake

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Cade Klubnik will offically be a niché trivia answer one day

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@HaydenWinks Had to feast on all that retroactive engagement first

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@MikeGarafolo @RapSheet Everybody knows Saturdays are for the family. As for workdays they can’t get fucked for all he cares

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@RapSheet @nflnetwork YO IAN FOCUS UP

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@AdamSchefter

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@MLB There’s just no way they got to bulbasaur from “blue alligator”

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@MLB Ben Rice and MLB marketing team need to learn ball oh my god

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@AndySlater These breaks only happen to the worst people you know