Oroku Saki

I lead the honorable Foot Clan and live with a sentient brain. I also enjoy turtle soup.

[Oroku Saki @_TheShredder]

Unlike some villains, I'm not ashamed of my Twitter likes. I mean, would YOU touch yourself with bladed gauntlets like mine? I think not!

[Oroku Saki @_TheShredder]

Also, who in blazes calls them "TMN Turtles?" Cretin.

[Oroku Saki @_TheShredder]

See, this is why I conduct all of my evil plots via transdimensional portal, never email.

[Oroku Saki @_TheShredder]

I'm saying you're making it way too easy, you numbskulls.

[Oroku Saki @_TheShredder]

After all, you've got actual supervillains running the world right now, and at least 1/3 of you can't even tell them apart from heroes!

[Oroku Saki @_TheShredder]

People used to call the mask and cape "too conspicuous." Villains should be sneaky, they said. But apparently that's no longer true !

[Oroku Saki @_TheShredder]

I'm pleased to announce that I've secretly been president for the past few months!

BWAHA! April Fool's!

(But I bet you wish it was true!)

[Oroku Saki @_TheShredder]

Ugh, got dumped again! She said I "talked too much" about my evil plans. Um, hello! I'm a SUPERVILLAIN. Monologuing is what I do! Yeesh!

[Oroku Saki @_TheShredder]

Well, on the bright side, perhaps this new education secretary will cause more students to drop out and join the honorable Foot Clan!

[Oroku Saki @_TheShredder]

And if I could give some advice to a certain supervillain out there... don't try to launch ALL your evil schemes in 1 week. Pace yourself.

[Oroku Saki @_TheShredder]

For the record, I've always been pro-immigration. After all, more immigrants means more prospective members of the honorable Foot Clan!

[Oroku Saki @_TheShredder]

@Raphtherebel *looks at profile pic* Oh please, you're not even the real Raphael! He's much shorter and less ogre-like.

[Oroku Saki @_TheShredder]

Really, America, if you wanted a supervillain in office that badly, you should've called me. At least I'm sometimes competent.

[Oroku Saki @_TheShredder]

An evil supervillain takes over the US tomorrow! I have to say, though, I'm a little disappointed that it's not me.

[Oroku Saki @_TheShredder]

Okay, fair enough, I'm evil... but at least I'm transparent about it. The villains about to take power in the US, on the other hand...

[Oroku Saki @_TheShredder]

At this point, I'm concerned that there won't be that much left of a world for the Foot Clan to take over...

[Oroku Saki @_TheShredder]

@DinosaurDracula I didn't see any clips from "A Very Shredder Dimension X-mas" in there. Hmph! I must speak with our film's distributors.

[Oroku Saki @_TheShredder]

He's a giant brain. He's got SO MUCH room for memory. How in blazes does he forget anything??

[Oroku Saki @_TheShredder]

Krang was SUPPOSED to patch a hole in the Technodrome, but he forgot. It's raining mutant cats & dogs, and now all my spare armor is rusted!

[Michael @evilekim33]

@NECA_TOYS @JohnSCarlson Can't wait! I really dig the Shredder👣Thanks for everything you've done with TMNT.