Death

It's me.

[Death @_The_Real_Death]

@EdgarAIIanPoe_ RUDE.

[Death @_The_Real_Death]

For the record, you didn't "cheat" Death. I was just really busy then and couldn't quite get to you. But sure, by all means, try it again.

[Death @_The_Real_Death]

Pro Tip: Challenging me to Monopoly does not ensure immortality. #DoNotCollect200Dollars

[Death @_The_Real_Death]

Man, I would kill for a good slice of pizza right now.

[Death @_The_Real_Death]

I'm coming for you.