Oroku Saki

I am Oroku Saki, the one TRUE Shredder! I am a destroyer of worlds, and I fear no one!

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All I hear about are "Turtle noses"! I have a nose too! Talk about that!

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I can't wait for the new #TMNT movie. I don't think I've ever seen a Japanese ninja warrior being portrayed by a skinny white guy before.

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I forgot I was wearing my razor armour and tried on a new shirt. Third time this week I've been asked to leave #RogerDavid.

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How can I tell Bebop that I'm going to Rocksteady's NYE party and that he's not invited? #worlddominatorproblems

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Just watched "Jingle All the Way" on tv. Now I have to wash my eyes with bleach. Rocksteady & Bebop could have written a better script.

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No eggs in the Technodrome to make egg-nog. Note: make a mutant chicken next year. Forget about world domination, concentrate on free eggs.

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I can't believe I got Krang in the Secret Santa again this year. What do you buy an evil warlord brain? I've given him a hat the last 4 yrs.

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Went as Raphael to a Halloween party tonight. Kept fighting mirrors & was asked to leave.

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Fuck me, I go through a lot of Tarn Off each week. Still, it's worth it to look this fucking awesome.

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@IveyAngelo Needs more Shredder. Needs a lot more Shredder calling people "buffoons."

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@TaylorChase1410 Curses! The planets won't align in time to power my mystical ancient weapon. Ah fuck it, just go into the sewer with a gun.

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@TaylorChase1410 Wait. I may have been too hasty. Perhaps I could send a teenager to infiltrate four teenagers.. *cue maniacal laughter*

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@TaylorChase1410 You are still a teenager? What?? Get this juvenile buffoon out of my sight!

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@TaylorChase1410 Assemble my lawyers! This is a breach of contract! No wait... Assemble my ninja army! Let's do this like we did in the 80s.

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@TaylorChase1410 There was a cartoon about me? They told me they were filming a documentary!

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Don't tell Krang, but I've lost the keys to the Technodrome...

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I have a date in ten minutes and I can't find my nunchuks #NinjaProblems

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Remember the time I mixed up the green jello with mutagen? That could have ended badly for everyone at my shitty dinner party.

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@TaylorChase1410 @Matty_IceBaby Enough, you cretins! I will not tolerate private in-jokes on my Technodrome!

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@Matty_IceBaby @TaylorChase1410 A tiger and a bear. Throw in a lion and we can sing the song from Wizard of Oz. Global domination awaits!