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Actual conservative. #ChiefsKingdom

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@JonnyMicro I knew pee came from the balls.

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The undisputed champion of potato chips.

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@BurtMaclin_FBI Macklin, you son of a bitch.

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@FutSheriff That’s Pablo Escobar bro

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The state of the world just flat out sucks.

[The Associated Press @AP]

BREAKING: Wholesale prices jump 6% as energy prices soar, raising pressure on U.S. companies to pass along costs to consumers. https://t.co/EjM36SPeU7

[MyFitnessFeelings @fitnessfeelingz]

I will be flying to Los Angeles to illegally vote for Spencer Pratt. What are they going to do, ID me?

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And then putting out the fire. Poor doggy on fire.

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I wouldn’t say I’m hoping to see a dog on fire someday but if I’m do I’m definitely singing “that dog is on fiiiiiya.”

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They can’t get an ID but they can totally pass a civics test.

[Cameron 🇺🇸 🗽🦅 @CameronCorduroy]

POV: you make everyone pass an AP Gov test before they can vote

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If number 2 is eat more Taco Bell, my dreams have come true.

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Dude who cut his political teeth in Illinois whining about gerrymandering is peak hypocrite.

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

Today’s Supreme Court decision effectively guts a key pillar of the Voting Rights Act, freeing state legislatures to gerrymander legislative districts to systematically dilute and weaken the voting power of racial minorities - so long as they do it under the guise of “partisanship” rather than explicit “racial bias.” And it serves as just one more example of how a majority of the current Court seems intent on abandoning its vital role in ensuring equal participation in our democracy and protecting the rights of minority groups against majority overreach.

The good news is that such setbacks can be overcome. But that will only happen if citizens across the country who cherish our democratic ideals continue to mobilize and vote in record numbers - not just in the upcoming midterms or in high profile races, but in every election and every level.

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And ammo.

[Kurt Schlichter @KurtSchlichter]

Guns. That’s the tweet.

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We need common sense leftist control.

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Regardless of party affiliation, I stand against presidents being assassinated. Can you say the same, Keith?

[Keith Olbermann @KeithOlbermann]

For the last time: if you are attending the Correspondents Dinner and you are not planning to actively protest the presence of Trump and his henchmen and yet you claim to be a journalist and a patriotic American..

You are neither a journalist nor an American

STAND FOR SOMETHING

[David Burge @iowahawkblog]

1. Identify a respected institution.
2. kill it.
3. gut it.
4. wear its carcass as a skin suit, while demanding respect.
#lefties

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So I can burn these tires now?

[kramerica industries @hepimp]

that should do it.

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@BillKristol

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@JonnyMicro

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When your prostate examination is performed by a one ton bovine.

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Hahaha

[New York Post @nypost]

Legendary Spanish matador can't eat, sleep and suffered 'immense pain' from gruesome rectal goring injury https://t.co/qm0fK34uwv