Thomas Crocker

yes

[Davis Gellert @DavisGellert_14]

3rd Annual Opening Day Cold Cuts Round

[Mike F @DeputyWarlock]

if i ever found out a mouse lived in my home, and he had a small archway in the wall, and he lived in there with small, real furniture, and he ventured out nightly to get one olive or a small wedge of cheese. i would stop at nothing to end his life. i would spare no expense

[Tyrese Haliburton @Hali]

When you ain’t do nun on the group project and still get an A🏅

[Timmer @timmer430]

Fuck it, uncut beef mile for the people

[Thomas Crocker @_Thomascrocker]

@timmer430 Phil is the real 🐐, Chuck would never take a stand like this

[Thomas Crocker @_Thomascrocker]

It’s a great day to eat a hotdog

[Thomas Crocker @_Thomascrocker]

I know everyone was saying Morbius is bad but I just watched it and it is even worse than I expected

[Thomas Crocker @_Thomascrocker]

Still can’t imagine people used to yell “Eureka!” When they figured something out

[Thomas Crocker @_Thomascrocker]

I eat a banana every morning but anything banana flavored is trash and I’ll stand by that

[Thomas Crocker @_Thomascrocker]

@TurnDog9 It’s golf season. Where are the dogs, give the people what they want

[Thomas Crocker @_Thomascrocker]

Oh pain? Yeah no worries I’m used to it

[Thomas Crocker @_Thomascrocker]

Someone tell me who to blame this on please, I beg you

[Thomas Crocker @_Thomascrocker]

@jdillmemes Get your head in the game, tip-off is in 6 hours.

[Thomas Crocker @_Thomascrocker]

Do people really see a lime green car at the car dealership and say to themselves, “Yup this is it”

[Thomas Crocker @_Thomascrocker]

@_kham8_ We can all agree sausage is the worst pizza tho right?

[Thomas Crocker @_Thomascrocker]

I wish basketball announcers would celebrate baskets the way Spanish soccer announcers celebrate goals

[Thomas Crocker @_Thomascrocker]

Bathroom attendants might be the biggest inconvenience you could put in a place of business

[Thomas Crocker @_Thomascrocker]

Yale trying to guard Edey

[Zach Butz @ZachButz99]

Sometimes I wish I pushed more 🅿️

[Scorigami @NFL_Scorigami]

NYJ 30 - 45 IND
Final

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