Thonk

[Thonk @_Thonky_]

its like an intern wrote the joke for him but didnt write it phonetically so he just said it wrong.

[Acyn @Acyn]

Vance: I love Wisconsin, or as you guys say, Wisconsin

[Thonk @_Thonky_]

@JacobKane_Slam @drizzycypher @GrunnaXrp my fault

[fawn @fawnncel]

giving hawk tuah a hug after six seven took over

[Thonk @_Thonky_]

@NobodyIsOurGuy "a few straight jabs" but its the most damage he's ever taken in his whole life, plus realizing he is actually not immortal anymore. did you watch the whole series with your eyes closed?

[gem @gemahtreeuhh]

the grass crest shield deadass invited to my wedding

[Liv @Liv_Agar]

Kid Rock addresses The Pentagon on the Strait of Hormuz.

[𝒵𝒾𝓀✯ @_Gottalovezik]

sometimes when I talk I can physically feel myself pick the wrong dialogue option

[edith !!!! 🏳️‍⚧️👹🐧 @ruggyscruggy]

finally… after all that hardship… i’m able to escape the underworld! every difficult trial is past me now!

the vigilant cerberus:

[𖤐 @whosmarcyy]

when she leaves me on delivered for 15 hours so i get her back by making her wait 3 seconds

[subscribe to the state of the league patreon @JoestarJokic]

4 field goals broken up by AI commercials

[Jared Shult @jared_shult]

“Most transparent administration in history”

[Chase Oliver @ChaseForLiberty]

New rule: If your knee-jerk reaction to today's events is "he shouldn't have had a gun," you don't get to fly the Gadsden flag ever again.

[Joshua Reed Eakle 🗽 @JoshEakle]

They told us Democrats would turn America into a show-your-papers society.

They told us Democrats would strip away the Second Amendment.

They told us Democrats would jail us for what we say.

They told us Democrats would drag us into more foreign wars.

They told us Democrats would cover up a child sex trafficking ring.

And then Republicans took power and decided to do all of it themselves.

[Thonk @_Thonky_]

ALL YOUVE DONE IS SOWN HATRED SINCE BEING ELECTED 😭 womp womp we'll still be tuning in

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Donald Trump says he won't be attending this year's Super Bowl, criticizing NFL's choice of Bad Bunny and Green Day as entertainers:

“I’m anti-them. I think it’s a terrible choice. All it does is sow hatred. Terrible.”

(https://t.co/T3xQRkbnLT)

[Thonk @_Thonky_]

@Byleriscanon7 @AvionCuatro when she was drunk and calling him an absent father.

[los :P @suolrac_]

do u wanna go on a date. lmk so i can ask my mom for money

[matt @mattybtweets69]

I used to fear the black mold in my apartment bathroom but now I understand it. It’s here to help me. It’s here to make me feel good.