Before the president gets on television tonight to peddle lies and conspiracy theories, here is what you need to know:
The 2020 election was not stolen. We won, and he lost.
I’d like to apologize to every MAGA supporter I ever mocked.
I should have been meaner to you and done it more often.
Because you deserve to be endlessly reminded of how fucking stupid you are.
In the next 30 days we will witness:
March Madness
The National Championship Game
McDonald’s All American Games/Nike Hoops Summit
Official W CBA signing
All of WNBA free agency
Two expansion drafts
The WNBA Combine/NCAA All Star Game
The WNBA draft
…Lmao
women in this country deserve so much fucking better. olympic gold medalists being reduced to the punchline of a joke for everyone in the good ol’ boys club to laugh at. genuinely fuck you to everyone on this team. rot in hell.
Epstein files: Silence.
ICE executing citizens: Silence.
Trump’s racist posts: Silence.
Halftime show: Outrage.
Maga, y’all really are such an embarrassment to the human race
Ashli Babbitt was shot for refusing to comply with federal agents while she was violently attacking our Capitol and MAGA calls her death “murder”, but unarmed Renee Good was shot trying to drive away from federal agents, and they call her death “justice.”
Make it make sense.
If you’re outraged over Charlie Kirk’s shooting but can shrug off ICE shooting a woman in the face while she was trying to flee, you’re not principled, you’re in a cult. You’re a hypocrite. Watching that video shook me to my soul.