Tiffany

It's my world

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

USA. A Mexican restaurant. We had not yet ordered anything, and the food was already arriving.

Chips. Salsa. Unrequested. Free.

I stopped the waiter. "We have not earned these."

"They just come with the table, man."

They come with the TABLE. In my land, hospitality is a debt. Every gift creates an obligation, weighed carefully, returned in the proper season with interest of feeling. Here, the gift arrives before you have even proven you can pay for dinner.

This is not an appetizer. This is a declaration: we trust you. Eat.

I ate with the gravity the moment deserved. And then — I must report this calmly — the basket emptied, and a new one appeared.

"Did we…?"

"Refill," the waiter said. "It's bottomless."

Bottomless. They have wells of salsa. The supply lines of this nation are beyond anything my ancestors imagined.

My friend warned me. "Don't fill up on chips, dude."

Too late. I had accepted three baskets. Honor demanded each one be finished — an unfinished gift is an insult. By the time my actual food arrived, I was a ruined man.

I was not hungry. I was not comfortable. I had been defeated by a courtesy.

Generosity that arrives before the request cannot be repaid. It can only be survived.

I know the rule now. I have made my peace with the basket. One basket. Two at the most.

Who am I deceiving. There is no number of baskets I would refuse. The trust of a nation is in that salsa, and I intend to honor all of it.

[Tiffany @_Tiffany_H_]

Watching the Oscars to see Sinners sweep it all, but can never look forward to a room full of rich people explaining how challenging times are…

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Isn’t this the lady that I saw who is pushing a mile long tax increase in Virginia? #democraticresponse

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@BigP4P4Smurf @PCALive @LafayettePD_LA @KLFY @KATCTV3 @LAStatePolice You see the truck change lanes and slam on the brakes?

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I know people looking for Underwood to LSU, but I feel I personally spent the whole year willing the demise of him and Michigan and don’t know if I want to bring that over here.

[Tiffany @_Tiffany_H_]

@Tiger__Vibes @PatMcAfeeShow Viewership out of Louisiana should be 0

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@TIMBO_SL1CE But you’re posting about Cal right?

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@mackattack2003 @WeeksWhit Ah yes, the age old phenomenon of one man can’t control his emotions about another man leaving him, so we find a way to attack the women surrounding him.

[🇺🇸🦆 @cookinquack]

Watching Ole Miss accounts post all the weird shit they covered up for Lane Kiffin while he was their coach

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@BrooksAustinBA @cajuns_raginn Even worse is what they could have turned a blind eye to all for the sake of winning. It’s just going to make Ole Miss as a whole look terrible.

[Tiffany @_Tiffany_H_]

Where are you Kiffin?

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@treywallace Boy when I read he looked uncomfortable, it was far worse than what I imagined.

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I don’t know where Lane Kiffin goes, and I don’t think he will actually leave OM, but his demeanor is giving not fully committed to Ole Miss. I would be pissed if I were their fans.

[Tiffany @_Tiffany_H_]

@BalconyBengals This man is taking his opportunity to troll people and cause drama. I just don’t see him leaving.

[Tiffany @_Tiffany_H_]

@USPS
Line almost to the door
One person working
Mail only comes about 4 days a week
Medium box shipping $22
Nothing ever arrives on time

But don’t understand why you’re struggling.

[LSU Football @LSUfootball]

Sunday Mood

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@RebelSportsTalk @PGuy77 I think there were an estimated 60-70k present at LSU…for a day game in a busted season. Y’all had 67k yesterday and it was a record.

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@HuntPalmer88 420 ticket holder. The shade definitely helps.

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Guest coaches at LSU today:
Brian Polian
Matt House
Joe Sloan