Tom

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@ScottJamieN https://t.co/qXNW7O0SZa

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Mum's very proudly telling me how her and Dad had pre drinks before a wedding last week 😂

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Today I followed an ambulance down the A1 like that scene from Die Hard 2. Awesome. Just got a tax rebate too. Life is awesome.

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@KerrieGoodwin agreed. Need to do a sun dance

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@PeterHissey @ScottJamieN you're so last year Pepe

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@PeterHissey @ScottJamieN yeah...... No.

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Using Twitter for the first in a long while

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@KatherineAliceF @lizzie_newbury @ThreeCheersPubs oh my lord!!

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I reckon Natalie Dormer would make a fantastic wife

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“@ForbesLife: The Lobanov STAR redefines what a superyacht can be. http://t.co/xJdY6EfPLd” @Asteggles17

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“@EarthPix: Take your best friend with you! http://t.co/CzLZsf3oxa” @Asteggles17

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“@BritishLogic: Says: "No no, honestly, my fault"

Means: "It was exceedingly your fault and we both know it"” @afelliot

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I will never get used to these half fie starts

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Here's to the next 6 weeks 🍻

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Off to Ze snow centre! 🏂

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@NatalieBye 😘 how exciting!

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Receiving an overly friendly email from 'Josh' at Apple at how happy he was to help me & the awesome day he hopes I'll have. Well in there 👍

[Tom @_TomCButler]

@BradleyJ_Cooper get that sand out of your vagina Bradley

[Tom @_TomCButler]

Having a bath for the first time in years because you know there isn't one available for the next 7 weeks. Feeling like a princess