Tizzy💞

Chop life enthusiast 🥂: Views are mine🙃.

[Tizzy💞 @_TomiM__]

You can’t miss an afternoon on this app 😂😂

[ceciatl @ceciATL]

mood

[Abraham Diaz @ABysswalker1302]

No. Cariño sin sexo es amistad. Déjense de tonterías, ese tipo de romance está bien para cuando tienes 16 años, pero un siendo un adulto pleno +25 y tu pareja no te desea, empieza a hacer preguntas incómodas.

[Complex @Complex]

Woman who lost her battle with cancer left behind a note on what matters most (2017)

[via/ FB Holly Butcher]

[Anna @ArguablyAnna]

You know what weird millionaire vampire man, I appreciate that your special interest in your girlfriend’s pussy is probably going to lead to some of the only funded research of the female reproductive system in decades if not centuries.

[Nonyé Billions, MBA @TheNonye]

I don’t have the right words to express this. But I genuinely feel like growing up in a process heavy Christian doctrine( I’m talking doctrines like Anglican, Baptist, catholic, Pentecostal, RCG, Winners Chapel) has an effect on how easily moved you are by religion. I grew up in the era of processional hymn/recessional hymn and saying nicene creed/apostles creed, singing from Ancient & Modern Hymns And actually saying Grace and surely the way it is in the bible.

[Clemi 🪼 @Clemi497295]

Wait for big wiz own 😆

[Perfo @Falase02]

A Christian ridiculing another Christian over their pastors’ supernatural claims has to be a special kind of irony. Apparently, you recognize the absurdity when it belongs to someone else.

[Olabode @fayemirobode]

2008, Angola hall, D2

He and his guy Samuel, usually casually joked about running church business someday. Emphasis on business

Guess it's all panning out so well for him afterall

Nothing I hate in this life than deceiving people under the guise of religion. Irritates me

[Tizzy💞 @_TomiM__]

@TheUnagi_ 🤣🤣

[aj @ifipls]

Ati omo USEN MJ, ati omo papa, ati omo baba adeboye, ati omo iren.

All of you, same.
Cos some of you might be delusional enough to think you're better, but it's way more than orange backgrounds.

[EA has her PVC @virtuousii]

I need about 2000 people to be this smitten by me. This is another profitable niche.

[Efrebor 💞 @wickedsous]

This guy could never play in the big leagues lmaooo

He’s such a loser that’s why he can only focus on gullible and easily influenced uni students 🤣🤣🤣

[Hauwa 🌟🌬 @Hauwa_L]

I’m convinced that having a great relationship with your parents helps slightly reduce the risk of ending up with the wrong partner. Having people you can talk to helps too.

[IcyVert @IcyVert]

Very common situation

[Joseph Brendan @Joe_brendan_]

Self righteousness

You've lost it as a Christian when you start to think people who sin differently from you deserve calamity

It's your choice to not smoke, drink, fornicate and commit adultery. It's your choice.

Live it
Stop comparing your life with others.

[Tizzy💞 @_TomiM__]

Once I’m getting close to retirement I’ll start plotting my way into the entertainment or wedding industry, or I'll start a ministry 💀

[Tizzy💞 @_TomiM__]

Orishirishi

[prophetusenmj @themaninileife]

I saw someone write something about “The Pope passing” but it was satire. Something about him leaving ICU and all. But just for a split second before I got that it was a joke, I caught myself saying out loud “how will something like this happen and God didn’t gist me?” I panicked for a little bit. Not just because I thought the pope passed, but something else. Something of this magnitude and God didn’t talk about it?
Ah! I’m done for!

But all is well.
The pope is still with us.

All is well.
Nothing to fear concerning I and God’s gists…
…for now.

[Tizzy💞 @_TomiM__]

Lol, you people are funny

[Chiiiiiiisom🩷 @chiiiiiisom]

A minister will be called home

[Dominic™️ @Dominicye0]

You don’t wanna text first, she don’t wanna text first
Your ego wins, her ego wins
Then who loses ?

Manchester United

[neppy @neppy]

i love saying “sounds good” at work when i dont care at all