Lori, Actual Mother of Flerkens 🌊

Widow of Scott. Mother of Flerkens!
Goose's, Thorin's, Francis's, Enzo's and Oliver's mama. See their antics on IG: @flerkensfive

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@AP With special guest, Teddy Roosevelt.

[Lynnez 🌊♥️🇺🇸 Rib Gone Rogue @RibGoneRogue]

@AP @DebraHange1 Just what America needs, starving kids and cancer patients unable to afford radiation while never-ending campaigns consume the country. 🙄

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@Milajoy I LOL'd at this when I read it. You can pose for a professional-looking selfie to legitimize the look of your profile, but you're just a batshit MAGA cuck like Joe Dirt in the trailer park who has a FUCK BIDEN flag in his front yard.

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@KatieMiller Having babies isn't oppressive – your lizardman husband's ideology is. Kick him to the curb and become a real human before you turn into a lizard, too.

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@Suzierizzo1 Her sparkling personality. 😂

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@amberdolatowski @Avabelly__ I see you tip for shit just like Ava.

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@Avabelly__ Less than 10% on a bill that size is cheap and tacky. If you have enough to spend $500 on a meal, you have enough to tip more than 10%. I'm a broke-ass bish and I tip 20% minimum. Waitstaff make pennies compared to 90% of the workforce. Be a human. Do better.

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@melisizm0 Seed germination.

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@OsageAI @FoxNews Yes - BARVO!

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@StephenM Cheddar Ceaușescu

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@StephenM Velveeta Voldemort

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@StephenM Manchurian Cantaloupe

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@StephenM Needy Amin

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@StephenM Fanta Menace,

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@StephenM Jaundiced Jesus.

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@StephenM Orange Julius Seize Her.

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@StephenM Mango Unchained

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@StephenM Coppertone Caligula

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@StephenM Stephen M Himmler.