Translinkparody

Catch up on all the latest travel news. We're here whenever we can be bothered. #parodyaccount

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@kathrynpyper @psni @CEOTranslink_NI @AskForAngela Because they're useless and it's funny

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@deptinfra @TrafficwatchNI @lisburnccc @belfastcc When are we getting our pay rise?

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Now, everybody on the 212
Put your motherfuckin' hands up and follow me!
Everybody on the 212
Put your motherfuckin' hands up!

Wait, no, sorry, it's 313 🤦🏼‍♂️

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@TheGnomeofDoom_ @blueburritto When I started working for Translink it was crap, it's gone way downhill since then.

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@blueburritto Sorry for the hassle, I'll pass this on to management.

UTG

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@Crymbles Fun fact, signal issues usually means someone called in sick and we're trying to find someone else to drive the train. Today it was Trevor, who had one too many Jaeger bombs during the "strike".

Apologies for the inconvenience

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STRRRRRIIIIKKKKEEE!

No we're not all away bowling today, we're striking because we still haven't got our pay increase. It's almost like the bosses don't care about us at all?

But I care, I'm here for you.

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Good news and bad news this evening.

The bad news is more strikes have been announced, but the good news is our bosses managed to get a last minute table booked for the Merchant this weekend.

We weren't invited.

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@FareShareNI I think you've got the wrong Translink.

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We'd like to remind everyone that there will be NO bus or train services tomorrow due to strike action.

The bosses are refusing to give our workers a pay increase, despite us increasing fares recently, but our bosses need that money to help pay for their holiday homes.

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For Halloween this year, in an effort to freak everyone out, all of our services will be running on time.

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Hope everyone is having a great weekend, we just heard about the issues surrounding Fundamania on Boucher Road. For anyone who didn't get a ticket, we have a special treat for you all.

If you want to get on a ride that goes back on time, just get any train to Lisburn.

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Good morning everyone, I'm here to help with your travel needs.

Please have the exact change ready if you're traveling by bus, and please be aware that drivers do not care about you at all

Have a great day!

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Good morning, I'm here with you all day for all your travel needs. Here's a fun fact to get us started.

Did you know that Translink employees cannot accept tips? Any extra money at the end of the day goes straight to the top so our CEO doesn't starve.

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We've been getting several complaints about the heat on the buses and trains this week and we've done absolutely nothing about it, because Barry is currently in Mallorca and that's his forte. Coincidentally he's also in Mallorca because he's forty. Happy birthday Barry!

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@NathanC78776386 @Translink_NI It is pretty normal but also completely unacceptable. I'll talk to my superiors and see what we can do. Have you considered covering yourself in cold water before getting on?

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@NathanC78776386 Can you tell me which service this is? Sometimes it's because our drivers are really old and they love the heat

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#Belfast #Translink #waspallergy

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GOOD EVENING

I'm here for all your travel needs. I also do shout outs so if you have a birthday, engagement, christening, funeral.. I do them all, I'm not fussy.

Also the 7B bus in Belfast has been delayed by 20 mins because there's a wasp in the driver's box

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You'd think they'd have all gone by now, but no, apparently not