Most DeFi yield today is a guessing game.
APYs change overnight.
Funding rates fluctuate.
Strategies require constant monitoring.
What if you could turn perpetual futures funding into something predictable and tradable?
That's exactly what @KimiaProtocol is building
It's the last day of May, and honestly? Mehn! I have tried...
I’m actually proud of myself because this month was a wild mix of "I'm a tech genius" and "I am fighting for my life."
Here’s the breakdown of my May madness:
➛ Went on a hit 6k followers streak! (The community is growing, we move!)
➛ My engagement skyrocketed a bit (people are actually reading my long paragraphs, god abeg)
➛ Joined Chaindustry (officially deep in the Web3 trenches now)
➛ Learned AI prompting, so I now argue with robots for a living
➛ Upgraded my Canva skills, graphic designer by fire, by force
➛ Transitioned to video content (you people will see my face whether you like it or not)
➛ Tried Adobe Premiere Pro... it tried to reset my life, so I humbled myself and ran back to CapCut 💀
➛ X (Twitter) kept glitching every two business days just to test my anger issues
➛ Attended a ridiculous amount of Web3 events just to hear "wagmi" 50 times a day
➛ Connected with some amazing, like-minded people who also don't sleep
➛ Ran out of cash (the premium, authentic Web3 creator experience)
➛ Shot my shots at different contests
➛ Won exactly ONE contest! (Hey, a W is a W, we take those!)
➛ ran out of pep to casually chat with somewhere along the line... if you're reading this, come back, the streets are cold
➛ Fought network providers daily just to post one thread
➛ Survived multiple premium episodes of near-success syndrome.
It wasn't a perfect month, and the trenches were cozy at times, but I'm incredibly grateful for how far I've come.
we do it better by June, smarter, and hopefully with a lot more liquidity, Don't watch me grow lad, let's grow..
Happy last day of May! And... thank you for the lessons✌️
#smrtAlpha
Honestly I thought only pro designers can use canva, cause I never really know how to use it, until our design class @ChaindustryACD which was handled by @Kelly_Etim.
This is My First Design on Canva. HAPPY NEW MONTH IN ADVANCE
#web3#development#growth
I promised another .5 giveaway, so I am giving away SOL to 5 winners
1. Like + RT
2 Turn my notis on🔔
3. Follow 👉 @hailey_cryptoo
Doing this much so more people can eat
Stay safe, and hopefully I can take you out of the trenches.
HOLY F*CK 🤯💃🔥💃🎉🎉🎉🎉🔥🤯
This my wallet was just $1,500 3 hours ago
Now it’s $41,773 🎉🎉🎉💥
Stepped away for 2 hours minutes and I am up $47k in profit
Thank you $Popus 🤝🤝🎉🤯
Like and retweet I might just send you 2 solana