𝔗𝔰𝔥𝔦𝔞𝔪𝔬

I am not my tweets. I don’t know who she is, but she isn’t me

[𝔗𝔰𝔥𝔦𝔞𝔪𝔬 @_TshiamoS]

https://t.co/Jnoh6XvCYf

[𝔗𝔰𝔥𝔦𝔞𝔪𝔬 @_TshiamoS]

We should be scoring mara re busy collecting red cards

[𝔗𝔰𝔥𝔦𝔞𝔪𝔬 @_TshiamoS]

Noooooooooooo

[𝔗𝔰𝔥𝔦𝔞𝔪𝔬 @_TshiamoS]

Come on Tshabalala do it again !!!!

[Goitse. @ThatChick__Gee]

I’m not Xhosa but I know “bethunana ” means hit the baby. 🤭

[𝔗𝔰𝔥𝔦𝔞𝔪𝔬 @_TshiamoS]

Watched that table tennis movie

[𝔗𝔰𝔥𝔦𝔞𝔪𝔬 @_TshiamoS]

The lady doing my nails stops everytime someone talks to her 😭

[𝔗𝔰𝔥𝔦𝔞𝔪𝔬 @_TshiamoS]

On a call with this lady trying to sell me insurance and I’ve told her 4 times I’m not interested. She told me I could lose my eye next week 😂

[𝔗𝔰𝔥𝔦𝔞𝔪𝔬 @_TshiamoS]

I have seen many many butt cheeks against my will because of that yellow “dress”

[𝔗𝔰𝔥𝔦𝔞𝔪𝔬 @_TshiamoS]

It’s a try, then it’s not a try, then it’s another try, then it’s not. Hai it’s enough sports for today

[𝔗𝔰𝔥𝔦𝔞𝔪𝔬 @_TshiamoS]

Got the same Uber driver from a long time ago and I forgot I told him I’m a doctor 💀

[𝔗𝔰𝔥𝔦𝔞𝔪𝔬 @_TshiamoS]

🕯️ 🕯️

[𝔗𝔰𝔥𝔦𝔞𝔪𝔬 @_TshiamoS]

Attended a braai today… we’re about to eat now 💀

[𝔗𝔰𝔥𝔦𝔞𝔪𝔬 @_TshiamoS]

I feel too old to be out at the club, the music is too loud, I’ve yawned 7 times. I keep asking if people aren’t cold because I’ve seen so much ass. I can’t see anything because I don’t have my glasses. I need a nap, my feet hurt

[𝔗𝔰𝔥𝔦𝔞𝔪𝔬 @_TshiamoS]

Wanted to try the Japanese restaurant that opened around the corner, I did and shall not be doing that again 🙂

[𝔗𝔰𝔥𝔦𝔞𝔪𝔬 @_TshiamoS]

Go sports and stuff !!!

[𝔗𝔰𝔥𝔦𝔞𝔪𝔬 @_TshiamoS]

This guy is telling me he sent his kids to the Travis Scott concert in a V-class and once they get dropped off he’ll be picking them up in his Maserati

[𝔗𝔰𝔥𝔦𝔞𝔪𝔬 @_TshiamoS]

Umhlaka 2 ngo lesine

[𝔗𝔰𝔥𝔦𝔞𝔪𝔬 @_TshiamoS]

Go sports !!! Mara this ref 👀

[𝔗𝔰𝔥𝔦𝔞𝔪𝔬 @_TshiamoS]

Le re rapture e ka nako mang so??

[Nabibi🐝 @lolajaey]

I’ve tasted Unemployment and I’ve tasted 9-5.
I recommend not being born.