Cleverest witch of her time🧙‍♀️

Hey there!

[Ayobami🌸(blue tick) @not_abayomi]

Rebranding 3 quarter leggings to capri pants is so funny and it’s still ugly regardless.

[ирис @saltwatermp3]

And for my next trick I will call my life beautiful and watch it instantly become so

[jonzing. @ehisssss]

i can do many things, but to say i love you when i don't, is a skill i haven't learnt yet.

[🧟‍♀️ 𝚿 @ssamemo]

I love it when people who fancied me find their person…I told you I wasn’t the one for you and it’s good you listened.

[Euls Euls @LadyCharrr1]

In a world full of materialistic women, make sure you’re first in line. There’s nothing cute about struggling😉

[mssexxyirl @mssexxyirl]

ever since i was a little girl i’ve always known i wanted to be a woman with a lot of money when i grew up

[pelumi 💅🏾 @justtpelumi]

“she think she's all that.” on my soul, i am!

[coco 🇿🇦 @Cocobby02]

I’m a lover girl but I’m currently non-practicing.

[omiee ꨄ @Omieexoxo]

Fully furnished house and a job that pays well that I actually love🤷🏾‍♀️

[Nicky💕 @jas_d_barbie]

forever in a rush to get home and do nothing but lay down😂😭

[oziọma @rsvptemple]

if you ask me to forgive some egregious shit that was done to me, I’ll be adding you to the beef.

[Kali @102YLA]

I’m a very difficult woman and i intend on becoming even more difficult

[BEN @ben_bernardd]

You’re coming to ask for loan and you Dey chew trident? W’anum atc so

[miia @miiagarro]

well that's not very in love with me of you

[Lisa @lisathebeauty1]

i am yet to reach the peak of my beauty n that's something to look forward to. exciting times ahead.

[Adesuwa💞💋 @faesuwa]

Ghosting me because I don't have a fat ass is very valid.
Don't settle for less.

[𝓛𝓪𝓾𝓻𝓪 ˚.🎀༘⋆ @Laura_arma_ni]

How i be on phone calls with my fav people after claiming i hate calls

[𝐘𝐯𝐞𝐬 @thenayvuiiiton]

I really want to travel the world with someone I’m in love with.

[khaleesi🧍🏽‍♀️ @shelovesore]

So yesterday PCOS was renamed to PMOS. After 11 years and about 22,000 people fighting for it.
If you’re one of the women who was told to just lose weight or come back when you want children, the reason it was renamed is going to make a lot of things make sense.

Keep reading🧵🩷

[abby @abbypaiges]

ideally my man will be massive nerd who likes kissing a lot