My biggest flex is that I’m almost certain that little Kev, who grew up poor and neglected, would be proud of how far we’ve come. This one’s for you little homie! 💪🏽
If you sum up the last 20 years of the US-Iran relationship, it reads like this:
US: Do not peruse nuclear weapons
Iran: Ok we signed the nuclear proliferation treaty
US: Too bad, you’re getting sanctioned
Iran: Ok
US: Stop pursuing nuclear weapons
Iran: We’re not; we’re generating energy just like other countries.
US: Sign a deal and have us inspect what you’re doing
Iran: Ok, deal signed, inspectors welcome
US: Too bad, deal canceled and you’re getting more sanctions
Iran: Ok
US: Stop pursuing nukes or else
Iran: Look, we did everything you’ve asked
US: Too bad, we’re gonna bomb you anyway. That girl school looks like a good target *BOOM*
Israel: *bombs Iran
Iran: *defends itself
Israel: “The evil regime of Iran is targeting our civilians”
US: “Iran is cutting heads off babies”
Hi fat! Your eyes are too small and too close to each other (short palpebral fissures and intercanthal distance). This dysmorphic feature, in conjunction with your evident cognitive issues, paints a troubling picture—I would’ve advised you to have a long, difficult conversation with your mom about her blood ties to your deceased father, but then I saw that she died of cancer last year while you were 3,000 miles away. In her final moments, she probably wondered where you were. RIP Kathleen Bonfilio, whose son’s continued existence disgraces her memory every day