Tweeting Fool

Don’t expect any witty tweets. I just spout the nonsense in my head and retweet things that amuse me.

[Tweeting Fool @_TweetingFool]

*throws box away

“Wait, what did that box say?”

*digs box out of trash

#ThingsISayWhenImCooking

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@NFL if you won’t create more consistent officiating can you at least go back to the old conference championship trophies? Your modern era trophies look like cheap thrift store finds.

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

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@mansurshaheen His free 15 yard flop on the sideline tho… that’s some MVP level stuff. Glad to see he’s ready for the World Cup.

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@NFLOfficiating thanks for f***ing over the Bears. I know the World Cup is coming up but football isn’t supposed to reward flopping like soccer does. Shoutout to the lions for making clutch plays at the end but damn did you guys get drive after drive sustained by BS penalties.

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

In Long Island there was a duck that participated and finished a marathon.

The duck was awarded a medal and a standing ovation

Olympics up next. https://t.co/2fYFPBdKWr

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@StudioMDHR Cuphead! 💜 Xbox Series X

[​BearUNLV for Hidden Gem 💎 Streamer Awards 2026 @BearUNLV]

yeah 100% going to Mario Kart hell for this one

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@StudioMDHR Cuphead is the best ❤️

[Studio MDHR @StudioMDHR]

IT'S GIVEAWAY TIME!

To celebrate the launch of #CupheadDLC, we're handing out 50 game codes between now and July 11!

RT, follow @StudioMDHR & reply with your favorite member of the trio - Cuphead, Mugman, or Ms. Chalice! Winners who don't own Cuphead will get a code for it too!

[Don Winslow @donwinslow]

Via @brucelee

[ⓘ this user @reppz__]

Intimate friendship is better than making love with someone who does not understand the feelings of his partner

[Celeste @celeste_game]

just want u to know

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

Nothing says "high roller" like pulling out your Hartford Whalers wallet when the check comes.

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@Super70sSports Where do I get one?!?! 💙💚

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#DoctorStrangeXboxSweepstakes

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[XBOX @XBOX]

What kind of sorcery is this?

Follow & RT with #DoctorStrangeXboxSweepstakes for a chance to win an Xbox Series S themed from @DrStrange in the Multiverse of Madness and four controllers themed after the movie's characters.

Ages 18+. Ends 5/18/22. Rules: https://t.co/m3Qsjc4z3R

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@SupermanTDJesus Ok this one made me belly laugh, thank you 😂

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@discord 5

[Lucasfilm Games @LucasfilmGames]

Unveiling #StarWarsEclipse, an upcoming High Republic era action-adventure game currently in early development by @Quantic_Dream in collaboration with @LucasfilmGames. Learn more at https://t.co/qpu5XqeoP5.

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@yooniescrossing Roald!!! 💙💙💙