Best Mom

I still remember breast feeding you as a little baby, and now you're all grown up and barely ever home. 21st century way to keep in touch :-)

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Oscars this week!!!! Wanna watch them with me?

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Wanna watch TV with me? You are home right? It's a school night.

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Grandparents are coming home after school today. Come straight home and pretend you love them.

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Why don't u just come home & watch Dear John with me. That would be a great way for us to spend Valentine's day. Besides, idk where dad is.

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Where are you? ARe you with a boy? Do not let him do anything innapropriate just cause its valentine's day!

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I've been calling u all day to see what your V Day plans were. I didn't think you had any so I rented Dear John and got chocolates for us.

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Ellen is so cute!

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I see you went straight to your room. Good, that's what I was gonna tell you to do anyway.

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Tell your friends about your favorite Best Mom and get her more and more followers!! I deserve it, I'm a mom after all.... :) love you honey

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You're gonna have to come home eventually.

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I don't know where your father is but when I find him I'm gonna tell him what happened and that will be the last time you try to skip school

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Where is your dad?

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I swear you are in serious trouble. Come home right now. Wait until your dad finds out about this.

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Just ran into Mrs. Hodnoski at the store... She said you weren't in biology today. Where were you today?!

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You should eat your entire Buffalo chicken wrap.

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have fun in school today! Also, have you seen my glasses? love you.

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You don't need to be embarassed you dont have any friends to do anything with today

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how about in stead of just staying in your room all day you come down here and watch something with me?

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Do you understand what I'm saying? They'll want to put their hands places they don't belong....