Sheri the Turtle

'Remember that turtle joke for the party.'

[Sheri the Turtle @_Twertle]

How's adulting going?

Me:

[Ja Rule @jarule]

I too was hustled, scammed, bamboozled, hood winked, lead astray!!!

[Sheri the Turtle @_Twertle]

@Calfy @Stratemeyer79 You're absolutely right. Why would they remove that?? Urgh!!

[Sheri the Turtle @_Twertle]

I have not scrolled or posted here in so long... but I've noticed in the last week this app is now making lots and lots of useless notifications.

How y'all doing? Are there any of you left? 😁

[Sheri the Turtle @_Twertle]

@rhondaperky Have not been doing well, but am now. On holiday in Noosa! Much needed break. 😊

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@rhondaperky Hello! Are you well? x

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@EsotericSpod I'm good! Currently on holiday in Noosa. Much needed break for our mental health. Will check out Bluesky! How are you doing? x

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It's been 3 years.

You'd think I'd know it goes "lipbalm first, hand sanitiser second" by now. 🙃

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1 of our dogs had surgery this wk. He's in a cone so he doesn't chew his Fentanyl patch/sutures.

Was quite distressed this morning & we thought we'd have to rush him to the vet. Would not settle.

Took his cone off & he licked his dick for 5 minutes & totally calmed down.

Wtf

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And wtf did you do to this spruce, and why?? You've lost all the shade in your backyard, dickhead. And can now see into TWO neighbour's properties.

Enjoy your hot house next summer and higher bills, you moron. 🖕

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Why the fuck do people move up to the hills and immediately chop down any trees that give us privacy & a nice view?? Oh you moved up here for the greenery, huh? BULLSHIT. Can now see the verandahs of two neighbours from my bedroom window after long-established trees were removed.

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@HelloRachyy I'm glad you can go and dance the night away. 😊

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@HelloRachyy OMG you were actually able to get Ticketek on the phone?!?!?1!!

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Doing a bit of a clean out and found an unopened, plastic sealed, old school branded packet of Peter Stuyvesant rolling tobacco!

Shame I can't sell it lol. Is it weird I felt a strange rush of nostalgia seeing the old branded packaging? It must be about 15 years old!

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@GARYGARYGARRYYY Oh nooooooooo

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@Tatterededges A colleague in Dec ordered his work KK present to come to work and it arrived on a Saturday. 🙃

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@Stratemeyer79 I once got yelled at just for eating an egg sandwich at work.

This is straight up criminal.

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@Bearza76 Has happened to me multiple times unfortunately. You can look up nationwide shortages online at least. You'd be surprised how long the list is!

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@emlypie OMG

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@ToshGreenslade Wishing you all the best. Thanks for the laughs. x

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@Tatterededges Am I a bad Aussie for not knowing that? 😬