At 4 am this morning, as I laid in a deep slumber, I was called to action by my wife who had discovered a spider the size of a half dollar in the bathroom. Without hesitation I arose to combat the intruder. Claire handed me the slant board I’ve been using for rehab, and I immediately knew the spider had no chance. It took but 1 attempt to strike down my opponent. I received hugs and kisses for my bravery and fell back asleep with confidence. Have a day gentlemen. 🕷️
My 7 year old brother
“You know what’s crazy Bruce, my longest run and Patrick Mahomes longest run, mine is longer than his.” Then proceeds to talk about how a “fatty” hurt his finger so it’s just as impressive