Mr UnHoly

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30BG 🇧🇪 CITYZEN

[MrBanks💰 @Mrbankstips]

“Go Bek to your country”

[👑S.A.L.A.K.O🕊 @UnkleAyo]

The year is 2026 and Nigerian elites, government officials, PhD holders, First class graduates ARE

-hold on-

debating and validating the akarafication & kulikulization of citizens as routes to financial autonomy.

Your evidence that God hates you is that he made you Nigerian.

[YOM🗣️ @ThaBoyYom]

I mean…

Omo Alhaji didn’t use the wrong person as an example fr.

[👑S.A.L.A.K.O🕊 @UnkleAyo]

Dear @UnilorinNGR

You will answer to God.

[Olamide . @olamide_adee]

Take student loan to study medicine then pay back when you start selling akara or kulikuli 😍

Beautiful .

[Sir Dickson @Wizarab10]

The woman selling akara is not praying for her kids to take over the business. She wants to give her child an education that helps him compete in this world.

It is one thing to be overtly stupid. It is another to be heartless.

[Danny Walter 🧸 @AjeboDanny]

A reminder that the “intelligent” people of our society are on their way to give 10% of their income to a man on a pulpit so they can prosper.

They’ll also pray in gibberish for faster answers.

[👑S.A.L.A.K.O🕊 @UnkleAyo]

As a man, when the options present & it is time for you to choose a partner, I hope you choose the soft babe.

The one whose consistent demeanor is '🥹'

The one gentle in expression, kind in communication & non combative.

Leave komodo dragons alone for animal control.

[Mr UnHoly @_UNIMASHI]

@Mohisah007 @SadiqMaunde You're joking 😃

[Mr UnHoly @_UNIMASHI]

@Roid050 @SadiqMaunde How would he pay back, knowing fully well that there ain't sufficient jobs out there?

[Abu Amir @SadiqMaunde]

Someone couldn’t afford fees at 40k but now he can go to school and graduate with a debt of 1 million on his neck.

But hey, NELFUND is an achievement.

APC mathematics ehn. 😂

[Danny Walter 🧸 @AjeboDanny]

The reason parents are strict and set many rules for children is because they pay for everything. Once you start earning your own money, you usually gain more freedom.

It also applies to relationships. If someone has to pay for everything, don’t expect to be free from control.

[Giovanni Ifedi-Williams @TheGiovannis]

These Police Officers just parked me at Bolade, Oshodi, pointed guns at me, and forced me to transfer N100,000 them. When my bank app showed "exceeded transfer limit", they dragged me to a nearby POS to do it with my card.

They initially demanded 150k each.
They were 4 in number.

These are the names I could copy:
Francis Adekunle
2087495551
Kuda

Friday Ikpe
9136237110
Okay

This is the phone number of the notorious Officer Friday Ikpe 09136237110. I got it from his opay

@PoliceNG @BenHundeyin @Princemoye1

Please my mutuals, if you see this on your TL, help repost or tag other relevant authorities until these criminals are apprehended.

[INDUSTRY MACHINE ⚙️ @Odumodublvck_]

I STAND WITH DOKU

MEN OF NOWADAYS DESPISE WOMEN SO MUCH THAT THEY CANNOT THINK ANYMORE

BUT NA YOU GO FIRST BIG UP YOUR MAMA

FORGETTING SAY YOUR MAMA NA ONCE GIRL.

IF THE MAN WANTS TO BE WITH HIS FAMILY FOR HIS FIRST OR HUNDRETH CHILD LET HIM BE.

WEIRDOS

[fortune yongosi @fortuneyongosi8]

Look at the way you're struggling to pay house rent when you have a mansion in heaven.
Why not go home?

[INDUSTRY MACHINE ⚙️ @Odumodublvck_]

BABES NEW FORMAT NA “I ACTED LIKE THAT BECAUSE YOU COULD NOT LEAD”

YOU BE GOAT?

ALL THE LEAD WEY YOUR PAPA TAKE TO MAKE YOU WHO YOU BE TODAY

YOU WAN MAKE I STILL DEY LEAD YOU ON TOP YOUR OWN JONZING WEY YOU JONZE

JUST BE FUCKING ACCOUNTABLE.

I SHOULD LEAD YOU OUT OF STUPIDITY

LEAD YOU OUT OF STUBBORNNESS

LEAD YOU OUT OF YOUR OWN WILLINGNESS TO REMAIN A GOAT.
SILLY GIRLS.

[Harmless @HarmlessHQ]

You added $42 billion to our national debt and added only $5 billion to our foreign reserve; and you want us to clap for you. 😂😂

Let's put this into context,

Zubairu has N1,000 in his Zenith bank account and he went to Okechukwu and borrowed N5,000.

He took N3,000 from this N5,000 loan and deposited into his Zenith bank account and the account balance increased to N4,000. And he used the remaining N2,000 to flex suya and kunu.

He now called his girlfriend Yetunde and showed her his balance of N4,000; telling her he's account balance is increasing.

Meanwhile, he is owing Okechukwu N5,000.

Is this a progress for Zubairu or backwardness?

Zubairu is Nigeria (Tinubu).
Okechukwu is World Bank.
Yetunde is the citizenry.

[Sir Dickson @Wizarab10]

Farherhood is the only thing missing that would give me fulfillment. I've always believed it to be the biggest honour of all.

I mean, I have people that call me daddy but I'm not their father 😊

[YOM🗣️ @ThaBoyYom]

Just went through Yan Diomande’s letter to his late sis..

A part said..

“Remember when I called you and said: You won’t believe it, the kids here argue with the teachers…
Back home, you know, we wouldn’t even dare blink at our elders”

But why were we raised not to question older people in Africa ?

Are you guys sure this too much ‘respect’ isn’t part of what has held us back for long ?

Why do humans around here see questioning things as being disrespectful or being odd ?

I personally dislike this thing with everything in me.

[👑S.A.L.A.K.O🕊 @UnkleAyo]

Supporting Messi sweet o.

We don't need to shalaye on his behalf.

I have no doubt in my mind - Ronaldo fans are APC members.

The mentality is the same.