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Reactionary football takes

[Tom @_UtdTom]

If my worst enemy had 10 mins to live I’d make them watch this

[mufcmpb @mufcMPB]

🚨🚨🎥 Patrick Dorgu’s INCREDIBLE goal for Denmark against Ukraine! #MUFC [@sporttvportugal] 🇩🇰💫

[Mr Black @MrBlackFootball]

Happy 93 hours and 49 minute anniversary to all who celebrate

[ndr @NDR_lufc]

Declan Rice: makes a routine 5 yard pass

Ally McCoist:

[Goals Side @goalsside]

🚨🚨| Arsenal completed just (69) passes in the first half—the lowest total recorded (since 2003/04) by any team in a UEFA Champions League final.

{@Squawka}

[Rob 🅼 @Im_RobM]

Arsenal spent the whole season cheating and playing dire, negative football to win the league, only for their shithouse of a centre half at the heart of it all to miss the decisive penalty in a Champions League final. Tonight is the first time in my life that I believe in god.

[Gary @Gary_Poynton]

I am sick and tired of seeing Arteta at the bottom of the screen

Get back in your fucking area you prick

[𝑨 @UtdAbzy]

Don’t let anyone convince you into feeling sorry for this guy. No one deserved it more 👍

[Z @ZAYN_Z7]

Enjoy this 4k collection

[Liz•Bette @50shadesofLizie]

Yesterday’s refereeing was one of the best I’ve seen in a long time.

For the first 15 minutes, the ref fell for Arsenal’s shenanigans: blowing a foul for every slight fall and every little touch. Then, all of a sudden, he clocked their dirty antics and took complete control of the game.

He stopped buying their silly theatrics: Mosquera time wasting, Havertz falling at every slight touch, Saka wasting time for the corner, Arteta touchline tantrums, Madueke diving. I can go on and on

Arsenal have become so used to getting away with this cunning stuff from Premier League refs that they seemed genuinely shocked when it didn’t work.

I’m glad the referee refused to be intimidated and stood his ground. That’s how you referee a final.

You might con your way to a Premier League title, but you can’t do it in the UCL. Either you play like real men or go home

[hassan @Hassan241]

haven’t stopped smiling since gabriel skied the penalty. the air feels fresher. food tastes better.

[Luke 🇾🇪 @lukesellers98]

Genuinely, no taking the piss here … it couldn’t have happened to a bigger cunt.

[Central @WestHam_Central]

OH IT'S GLORIOUS LOOK AT THEIR LITTLE FACES

[conor @ConorDevine64]

Have they considered putting an electric fence around Arteta’s technical area? Something to think about

[♟️🇧🇷🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @dreeezabz]

Hilarious thing is that they’re all going to turn up to the parade with manufactured happiness like this isn’t still on their mind

[Sash @sashedelic]

Calling it terrorism is insulting to terrorists

[♟️🇧🇷🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @dreeezabz]

Bro on my life there wasn’t a better person to miss that penalty fuck that guy

[👤 @world_classe]

Gabriel fuck up at the death followed by a flurry of rain to reveal his failed hair transplant por favor

[Match of the Day @BBCMOTD]

Arsenal have set the record for the lowest possession percentage for a team playing in a Champions League final (since records began in 2003-04).

The previous lowest record was also Arsenal, set in the 2006 Champions League final, which they played 72 minutes with 10 men.

[☈ッ @TheFergusonWay]

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