Evelyn R.

Brooklyn born and bred. Aspiring Writer and Crazy Cat Lady.

[Evelyn R. @_ValarDohaeris]

"sometimes everything feels too familiar to be just happening for the first time."

[t. 🪬✨🦂 @howboutyoustfu]

not the NYPD declaring a war on dominicans

[trash jones @jzux]

workers in europe: i will be taking the summer off because i need a little suntan

workers in america: i will be using one of my 3 paid vacation days to undergo open heart surgery

[wells (wants a better world) @WellsLucasSanto]

Because of the pandemic, restaurants have been understaffed & fulfilling large quantities of orders has already been difficult. Imagine this being amplified by thousands of people getting a free meal deal that they have to use today.

This is the result:

[hot girl midsommar @verymimi]

in my fran lebowitz era*

*complaining a lot, writing nothing

[Nathan @2Fast2Nathan]

You will not regret spending 1 minute and 9 seconds of your life on this video.

[Ryan Ken @Ryan_Ken_Acts]

“I don’t know enough to speak intelligently about the topic” is a phrase I will say freely and without the slightest bit of shame. Nobody needs my freezer burned take on everything. Sometimes the holy ghost says hush and read a book.

[caitie delaney @caitiedelaney]

the This Too isn’t really Passing as quickly as I’d like

[y. @WhyVeeES]

I’m about to cancel Netflix. BIG $19.99?! Everyone on my Netflix account pls get your affairs in order. You have 1 month.

[Jessica Mason Pieklo @Hegemommy]

Good job everyone making it to Friday really proud of us

[samanthajay @theduchessofnj]

New Yorkers when it’s 52 degrees in February

[Rory McCarthy @roryisconfused]

The vibes have shifted in the state of Denmark

[prance @bocxtop]

insane our parents had to make multiple bad decisions to go bankrupt, we just have to get in an ambulance one time

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

i really be like “ohh shit my mask” like i’m Batman or something

[i can be your long lost pal @PallaviGunalan]

who will die first, you or grey's anatomy?

[shmierle @shmierle]

Only 4 Covid tests for all of them???