Akboss

High risk, Higher returns, no emotions, only motion

[Akboss @_Very_Rich_]

I am up 60% on this trade, and finally am closing my short today.
I entered the short on 10/10/25 right before my tweet, at an avg price of 80,
Today the stock is trading at 35.
This has been a great start to the year!

[zerohedge @zerohedge]

You will know the autists by their signatures

[Thierry from arvy 🇨🇭 @ThierryBorgeat]

Hedge Funds are a different breed 😉

[Akboss @_Very_Rich_]

@jimcramer Stfu man please

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

@iam_smx *trillioniare

[AlgoFlows @algoflows]

Berkshire management ever since Buffett retired

[Joe Pak (hitraderjoe) @hitraderjoe]

As news breaks about a well-known financial research analyst potentially going to jail.. I've already seen multiple people make the mix up: @CitronResearch and @citrini are two different people.
One allegedly ran multiple pump and dumps, the other sent an employee into an active warzone with $15k cash, cuban cigars, and Zyn.

[CNBC @CNBC]

Jeff Bezos: "If I do my job right, the value to society and civilization from my for-profit companies will be much, much larger than the good that I do with my charitable giving."

[Akboss @_Very_Rich_]

@Cool4ljez @CheddarFlow I can see it tbh

[Akboss @_Very_Rich_]

@danroberts0101 God bless Dan

[Daniel Roberts @danroberts0101]

A big day. Earnings call will proceed as scheduled in 20 minutes. $IREN $NVDA

https://t.co/nstrw2Qyvg

[Prepared Remarks @P_Remarks]

New study finds that Gen Z prefers buying levered semiconductor ETFs over having sex

(Per @Yale)

[poof @poof_eth]

Had a Jane Street interview in 2013 that still bothers me.

It was my 6th round. Final interview. The guy walks in carrying no laptop, no notebook, just a cold brew and what I later realized was a single IKEA tea candle.

He writes on the whiteboard:

food: $200
rent: $800
utilities: $150
candles: $3,600
family: dying

Then he turns around and says, “Optimize.”
I laughed because I thought it was a culture-fit bit. He did not laugh.
So I said, “Well, obviously you spend less on candles.”
He says, “Assume candles are non-discretionary.”
Okay.

I start building a model. Basic constraint satisfaction. Family survival as a soft penalty. Candles as a state variable. Maybe there’s an arbitrage where you buy wholesale paraffin and convert the $3,600 line item into inventory.

He stops me.

“You’re thinking like a consultant.”

That’s when I knew I was in trouble.

He says, “Give me a bid-ask on family dying.”

I say, “What?”

He says, “You’re long candles, short family. Where do you make markets?”

I try to recover. I say the real issue is liquidity: rent and utilities are fixed, food is elastic, candles are emotionally inelastic. Therefore the optimal strategy is to securitize future candle enjoyment and borrow against it.

He nods for the first time.

Then he asks, “What time do you sell the candles?”

I say, “Whenever the market is liquid?”

He says, “Be more specific.”

I say, “Uh… 10 a.m. Eastern?”

For the first time, he smiles.

He goes, “Every day?”

I say, “Every day.”

He says, “In size?”

I say, “In size.”

He says, “And what do we call that?”

I say, “Market manipulation?”

The room gets very quiet.

He looks disappointed and writes something down.

“No. We call it providing liquidity to candle ETFs during the U.S. cash open.”

I try to save it. “Right. Of course. The family isn’t dying because we underfunded them. They’re just experiencing temporary price discovery.”

He nods again.

Then he points back at the board.

I had missed it. The utility bill was $150, but candles provide light. You can zero out utilities.

I update the budget:

food: $200
rent: $800
utilities: $0
candles: $3,750
family: still dying, but now in a more capital-efficient way

He says, “How confident are you?”

I say, “0.95.”

He smiles and circles candles.

“0.95 huh?”

Then he asks me to estimate how many leveraged longs get liquidated if we dump $3,750 of candles at 10:00:01 every morning for 90 consecutive trading days.
Needless to say I did not get the offer.

[Martin Shkreli @MartinShkreli]

@saikatc are you not ultra rich my nigga

[shirish @shiri_shh]

Figma CEO watching 14 years of work get cooked by one tweet 😭

[Akboss @_Very_Rich_]

I am up 60% on this trade, and finally am closing my short today.
I entered the short on 10/10/25 right before my tweet, at an avg price of 80,
Today the stock is trading at 35.
This has been a great start to the year!

[Akboss @_Very_Rich_]

“The markets can stay irrational longer than you can stay solvent”

Remember this quote before heavily shorting quantum.

I personally have entered a short , will keep adding in if price rises.

[Akboss @_Very_Rich_]

Isn’t she beautiful

[2K JAY @0xjaypeg]

asian kid at equinox wearing a citadel shirt pushing 100s on incline

[Sergei Perfiliev 🇺🇦 @perfiliev]

Men only want one thing and that’s to own gamma while earning theta.

[Buck @BuckOnTwidder]

got a buddy who is praying for world war 3 so he can win $390 on polymarket

[Chris Ray @itschrisray]

If your portfolio is worth <$50k and you own more than 10 stocks, don’t expect to grow your wealth quickly.

I went from $10k to $500k+ in three years by concentrating in just a few names at a time.

Note, this is high risk and just my personal experience, not financial advice.

[david @sdav1986]

was at dinner with a veteran wealth management guy who has been working for several of usual suspects. Quote: „banking these days ain‘t what it used to be it‘s so boring. When I started out we used to hire the receptionists from the strip clubs“😂😂😂