One time a man told me his friend was temporarily living at his with her kids. It was his girlfriends and their kids. No we never even went on a single date.
Sometimes I think about the Olive Garden bartender who heard me complaining about my day scrubbing our website for all things dei to not have our funding pulled and she gave me a grande pour that was 3 glasses of wine and a pile of chocolate mints. I hope she has a great life