🚨 BREAKING: Astronomer CEO Andy Byron has officially RESIGNED after being caught cheating on his wife at a Coldplay concert
So dude’s now lost his career, reputation, and probably his wife plus half his net worth all because he wanted to canoodle a coworker.
Don’t cheat, kids!
Give me:
3 Baltimore niggas
30 Samoans 🇼🇸🇦🇸
12 Chicago niggas
5 NOLA punks
the 2004 Detroit Pistons
Draymond Green
2008 LeBron
DaBaby
Solange
1997 Mike Tyson
Floyd Mayweather
20 FL man/woman
& some Hennessy & we bringing home a Givenchy Silverback fur coat 🦍