Vuyiswa Mnguni

Big Sister. 💜 gang

[🍋‍🟩코리아나 바비 🇰🇷 @Mexibichota]

Been laughing at this for the past 20 mins

[COCO @TWOTIMESABITCH]

Knowing how to cook and knowing how to cook large batches of food for a lot of people is two completely different skill sets

[maxine @farcicalthought]

it’s an impersonator but to that baby it was real. look at them dancing together! babies are so pure :((

[Pheezy @easylikepheezy]

I wonder if they knew how bad they ate this 😭

[Bhut' uNduuh @Nduuh_Masondo]

Nithule manje lapho nibusy nenza abantwana abazosithela ngamanzi.

[We fly over 🏟️ not into 🏢🏢🛩️ @Phixx23]

Other countries shocked because we fly planes over buildings for entertainment not to mass murder people.
#NoDNAjustRSA 🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦

[Sinethemba.🇿🇦 @cnehshuga]

Lmaoooo I’m so dead at how seriously we take country duty

[Andiswa Makanda @andiswamakanda]

South Africa mayiyekwe! Asinantanga!!! Unmatched!!! @iamSivN my goodness 🥹🥹I don’t whether it’s because I love the movie or Robert Downey jnr!!! But you ate here! You could easily play that role! You are gifted maan 😍 And the remix🔥🔥

[Diet Coke @Compaqllow]

Penny Lebyane was right!!

[The Dread Bunny @jpvanhoy]

Not even close.

The best thing to do is stand sideways to the incoming force, spread your legs as FAR as they will physically go apart…

Then bend over, put your head between your legs and kiss your ass goodbye, because there isn’t jack, Jim, or John shit you’re going to do against that kind of force. Unless you happened to already be 99% of the way there, and could get just a little higher up the side wall in time, you are well and truly fucked.

[moose @mooseincrisis]

a lot of people have asked why i did this, and I’ve taken some time to reflect on my actions. after careful consideration, i’d like to sincerely apologize… to absolutely no one. fuck him and that little gremlin of a dog.

[Rehauhetswe Mofokeng @itsRelo]

And it’s okay because you know what ? When table turns you will understand. Funerals don’t require an invite.

[sucu @stivenarang]

esto no tiene sentido, en la caja solo hay un color

[choppa 🛝 @choppaslide]

nothing could have prepared me for the tree

[Frankie جاي Bleau @FrankieBleau]

LMFAOOO I HATE WHEN PEOPLE ARE FUNNIER THAN ME DAWG 😂

[Reji @RejiYates]

I don’t care if anyone thinks this is male cantered but 4 abortions in one week is extremely dangerous. It’s a huge sign of a lack in discipline.

You’re a woman of valour. It should be 6 abortions after every meal x

[Portia Moemedi @PortiaMoemedi]

Not my flex or talent BUT:
@RedBullZA gives you wings
@Vaselineza makes your skin glow
@ToyotaSA goes places
@SpurRestaurant has a taste for life
@BerniniSA was born from real wine (a FLEX)
@SavannaCider is dry but you can drink it
@amarula was made to be shared
@Sixty60_Tweets delivers in 60 minutes

[Today Years Old @todayyearsold]

Wait a damn minute 😯

[Ebibaby @Ebibabyy]

Months into my grieving journey, I came to the realization that this had been other people’s reality too, long before it was mine. All those days I was living richly and happily, someone’s world had ended, that day was just my turn.

[Khwezi 👨🏾‍💻 @Khwezi_bass]

Rule of thumb: if you don’t see a pic of the interior by the 5th slide, move on. This applies to all types of properties btw.