Warren Gutierrez

Wise men say, "Forgiveness is divine; but never pay full price for late pizza." // San Diego to SacTown // CSUS Alumni 2021

[Warren Gutierrez @_WarrenG_]

"The key to a happy life is to accept you are never actually in control." https://t.co/K5SJI2dCVQ

[aware wolf @andraknox_]

Control is an illusion. It is impossible to beat the universe. Place power in your ability to adjust. Trust that.

[Harry Sisson @harryjsisson]

They have $400 million for a gold ballroom but nothing for hungry kids.

[No Context Tobey Maguire @OocTobeyM]

Someone tried to recreate the Spider-Man 2 train scene in the video game

[Don Q Morales @cmo1wsh]

Chaque jour on devrait avoir le droit de frapper un influenceur

[🥷 @_iamhabeeb]

Controlling your anger at work is a task itself.

[Spider-Man Vibe 🕷️ @SpiderManVibe]

I don’t usually get involved in political stuff, but some things need to be said.

Spider-Man and Stan Lee would never support ICE.

Not now. Not ever.

Fuck ICE. 🖕

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

using a picture of kim kardashian for this is the funniest shit ever😭😭

[𝕊𝕒𝕞𝕞𝕪 @FromN5_]

why does everyone at the pharmacy take 15 minutes and then when i get up there it’s over in 5 seconds

[Zara Quinn @_Zaraquin]

Money laundering should disqualify a person from being President, as should being a pedophile.

[CallUnc @Callunc]

Me going back to sleep because there are 33 seconds until my alarm goes off 🤣

[malachi @MCUMarvels]

This is the worse misrepresentation of Spider-Man to the highest order. Marvel/Sony need to get off their damn knees and take legal action immediately.

[Glenn @genniax_]

After seeing Brand New Day, that video of Sadie Sink with the Stranger Things cast only got funnier. Like i get why you dgaf.

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

do i like sleep? yes.
do i stay up late for no reason? yes.
do i regret it in the morning? yes.
will i be staying up again? absolutely.

[elly ☆ @sirenswfc]

IM IN FUCKING TEARS ON MY LUNCH BREAK HELP MEEEE

[Softboy @softboywin]

the reason most of us stay up late is because we don't want our free time to end and tomorrow to start

[Majorian @majoriansmusing]

When the beefy 5 layer burrito was introduced at Taco Bell in 2009 it was .89 cents. It is now 5 dollars. Even adjusting for inflation it should only be about $1.39.

But nah foods not more expensive don't worry guys!

[kemi @kemimarie]

if you’ve ever hallucinated from lack of sleep you understand how terrible this is. dude was definitely witnessing sea creatures God hasn’t even made yet.

[AdnaanJnr @AdnaanJnr]

Peter and Ned’s reference from The Lord of the Rings

#SpiderManBrandNewDay