Tee Murph

making a twitter comeback...but dont call it a comeback

[Tee Murph @_WarriorPoetess]

What's on my mind today... #googlebirthday @Google

[Tee Murph @_WarriorPoetess]

Me: I wish I had someone to be cute and romantic with for valentine's day

Also me: Valentine's day is just a consumer holiday that forces you to spend obscene amounts of money to prove your love

🤷🏾‍♀️🤷🏾‍♀️🤷🏾‍♀️ #ValentinesDay

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Someone said that the live action movie of Avatar the last airbender is the play the ember island players did from the show and it is the most accurate description of the movie!! 🤣🤣🤣 #AvatarTheLastAirbender

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Today one of my coworkers asked me if I got as tall as I am from stretching......yeah willy wonka put me in the taffy puller and now boom I'm tall...🤦🏽‍♀️🤦🏽‍♀️🤦🏽‍♀️

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To the people having band practice in the apt next to me at midnight, I loathe you....😤😤😤😡😡😡🤬🤬🤬

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So I guess they're just gonna shut the whole world down because of this damn virus...🤦🏽‍♀️🤦🏽‍♀️🤦🏽‍♀️

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So a radio host asked this question and I wanna see what people will answer because the lady who tried to answer it to win something got it wrong because she didnt really listen to the question.

So here it is....

At what temperature does ice freeze? 🤔🤔🤔👀👀👀

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Donkey: Man, I like you, what's your name?
Shrek: uhhh Shrek
Donkey: Shrek?!
😂😂 #Shrek

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STOP EVERYTHING!!! THE PROUD FAMILY IS FINALLY ON @disneyplus
Excuse me while I binge watch the first and second season in one day! #TheProudFamily #DisneyPlus

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Happy New Year!!!

[Tee Murph @_WarriorPoetess]

Maniflexing all 2020!!!
Flexin in my manifestin!!! #2020goals #maniflexing

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It's time for vision boards #manifesting #2020goals

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Habari Gani? Happy First day of Kwanzaa everyone! #kwanzaa2019 #Umoja

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Trying to fall a sleep when your nose is stuffed up is literally the worst!! Like I just wanna be able to breathe while I sleep is that too much to ask?! 🤦🏽‍♀️🤦🏽‍♀️🤦🏽‍♀️

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🎶Let's watch a Disney channel movie.
Let's watch a Disneychannel movie.
WE'RE GONNA WATCH A DISNEY CHANNEL MOVIE!!
LET'S WATCH A DISNEY CHANNEL MOVIE!!!
LET'S WATCH, A DISNEY CHANNEL MOVIE!!!!!🎶
#DISNEYPLUS #DCOM

[Tee Murph @_WarriorPoetess]

I tweeted 13 times about disney+ last night and of those 13 this one has been liked and retweeted the most

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Disney+ has adults everywhere laying around there houses just like this
#disneyplus

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Disney+ has the Disney channel original movies in chronological order, they categorized them by 90s, 2000s, and 2010s!!
This satisfies my soul so much!!
#disneyplus

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All of my other streaming apps will be severely neglected for the next few months because @disneyplus has my undivided attention

[Tee Murph @_WarriorPoetess]

This is the most I've tweeted in like 3 years and its all about @disneyplus

I feel no shame about this