THE WASHING MACHINE

I SHOUT A LOT, I SWEAR A LOT, I'M ANGRY AT THE WORLD. DO NOT FOLLOW IF EASILY OFFENDED.

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Soooo....what did I miss? 👀

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@Dynamomagician YOU'RE GOOD BUT CAN YOU MAKE A SOCK DISAPPEAR? #WASHINGISBELIEVING #SEEINGISBELIEVING

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THE BEST WAY TO LOAD ME

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FUCK! MY SECRET HAS BEEN EXPOSED https://t.co/IOnNCaWKt1

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ROSES ARE RED
GHERKINS ARE GREEN
IMMA MAKE YOUR ASS JIGGLE
LIKE A WASHING MACHINE

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@BenKingNTU LITTLE TIP BRO: EVERY OPTION DOES THE SAME THING. IF I ABHOR YOU, YOU'RE FUCKED EITHER-WAY

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@Ziegsden THAT "SOMETHING FLOWERY" IS MY STASH

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AND NOT A SINGLE FUCK WAS GIVEN. SORRY NOT SORRY https://t.co/yneWM1vZak

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@campion_sue @curryspcworld GIVE HIM A BLOWIE AND I GUARANTEE IT'LL GET INSTALLED SOMEHOW

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@AmandaSeager YOU'LL STILL FUCK IT UP AS ALWAYS #JUSTSPURSTHINGS

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@JmeBBK @RritaR I'M NOT THAT FUCKING CHEAP BRUH

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@DavaFoxx YOU SURE ABOUT THAT TREACLE?

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@CleanUrClothes @kelli_beatty FUCK OFF YOU FRAUD

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@kelli_beatty SURPRISE MOTHERFUCKER

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@fxckthebassist MINE NOW

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@LeedsChristina1 I'D TAMPER WITH YOUR U-BEND BABE

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@50statecanuck YOU'RE WELCOME

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@LaurenBinkleyy HOW'S ABOUT I START PLAYING THE "GO FUCK YOURSELF" SONG INSTEAD YOU UNGRATEFUL TWAT?

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@mstiefvater IF YOU REPLACE ME, I'LL REPLACE YOUR FUCKING CHILDREN. FIX ME THANKS

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TODAY WAS A FUCKING GREAT DAY