𝓗𝓪𝓷𝓷𝓪𝓱 𝓓𝓾𝓿𝓮𝓽 🎀

All Gods love means nothing now

[𝓗𝓪𝓷𝓷𝓪𝓱 𝓓𝓾𝓿𝓮𝓽 🎀 @_WearyBones]

when I make sure the house is locked before bed in only a crop top and my chonies

[leech @bttmfeedng]

When someone tells me I’m funny it feels like they’re jacking me off until I cum

[cat scratch boggle 🏳️‍⚧️ @csboggle]

well turn it off please

[Pisser Dick @PisserDick_]

I never fucked wallace i never fucked grommit

[insane freak guy @Beer_Pisser]

Picking at a spot on my skin that doesn't have anything wrong with it until it gets something wrong. With it >>>

[insane freak guy @Beer_Pisser]

I type on the computer keyboard with my penis and balls

[✮ @istgnolimit]

Whatever you're going through you still have to wear deodorant

[brewi 🍻 @brewskigirl333]

if a bagel can have everything so can you

[JK @GRAVEHOPP187]

You will spend $250 on a regular ass day in 2026 if you’re not careful

[Cozy @cosyposter]

busy day

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

they should invent an amount of sleep that is enough

[Kyrin @chunky_rat]

got called “big cat” instead of “big dawg” recently and it rewired my brain chemistry

[Ghostface Kryllah @kryzazzy]

Oh no, it looks like I’ve had a little too much to think

[Destry @DestryBrod]

I'm sorry but this burger tastes like four guys at the most.

[Love.Char @superrchar]

the kids are not hooked on phonics and that’s the problem

[reagan ⋆˙⟡ @greenbabybang]

begging to eat his ass so i can spit this airtag into it