Megan Webster

29, Scottish, she/her

[Megan Webster @_Weebs]

Ffs Downing Street has had more parties in a week than I’ve had in a year.

[Lawrence Chaney @ShadyLawrence]

Me to Boris

[amanda 👻 @theamandafiles]

well i for one think it’s high time that we ALL stop IGNORING the fact that baby tapirs

[joel @JoelOnMain]

Well that’s better!

[Megan Webster @_Weebs]

What do you do when your upstairs neighbour won’t stop arguing with her boyfriend? Ma’am it’s 1am and some of us have work in the morning 🥲

[R. Eric Thomas @oureric]

And mew, and mew, and mew, you're gonna love me!

[Megan Webster @_Weebs]

I swear every time the Shire music plays and Samwise opens his goddamn mouth I burst into tears 🥺 #LOTR

[Megan Webster @_Weebs]

I will forever stan Boromir #LOTR

[Sophia Benoit @1followernodad]

No offense to the Von Trapps but if I go to a lavish party and seven kids just start singing about how they have to go to bed, I’m using that time to refill my drink.

[T ♡ @aGHOSTappeared]

Best look of the night hands down #MetGala

[Megan Webster @_Weebs]

It’s amazing how I’ve actually come to this point in my life where I prefer being single 😂 All these jokes I used to make about living alone with a million cats genuinely seems like bliss 😌

[🍋‍🟩 🔻 @KeshY0U]

sorry but this is so funny.. like 11 years and none of the pop girls could beat SUSAN BOYLE

[ellewasamistake @ellewasamistake]

if i were a 400 year old immortal vampire, i would simply not enrol in a local high school

[Allie Goertz @AllieGoertz]

Why do so many of my ex-boyfriends look like Angelica's dad from Rugrats?

[Ash @_Ash13yB]

I love saying “Absolutely not”

Saying “No” just isn’t dramatic enough for me

[Megan Webster @_Weebs]

@ballingerfamily Hades!

[Boze Herrington, Library Owl 😴🧙‍♀️ @SketchesbyBoze]

when I realize that the Lord of the Rings films are turning twenty this year

[i, @idlearchivist]

the crime the criminal