kylebehymer

‘tis nothing but satire.

[kylebehymer @_WhatTheFKyle]

ultra rare

[Chicago Cubs @Cubs]

we interrupt your saturday night to let you know the cubs won.

[Suu ♪♡ 🎧 @Aisuru777]

We used to take 3D glasses from the movie theater, pop the lens out and wear the glasses to school the next day

[W.E.B. DaBoi @Tyre_94]

This warped my entire view on human beings as a species on this planet

[cessi 🏀 @ceciiii07]

This is needs to become federal law. I stand by this 100000%

[Blake S. Taylor Investigations 🚫 @YoungGun8140]

I’d give this man a job immediately because this demonstrates leadership and initiative.

I love how everyone just listens and obeys him.

[Frontierism @frontierism]

I know there’s a correlation between Magic Tree House books and IQ I just can’t prove it

[grizzy @Furbeti]

the future we were promised is being gate-kept by greedy capitalists

[zee ✧˚ · . @zeemarston]

The fact this not Druski in the pic is sending me into psychosis

[Phrog ☆ Jesus Fangirl @PhrogPollen]

What's really sad is because they're so hard to track population wise, scientists didn't even know they were going extinct until recently and now they're almost all gone.

[Qadi @Bigqadi]

Can’t lie seeing glitter graphics like this in 2026 is like seeing a cave painting…lost art form.

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

Cannot stress this enough—he was a fucking podcaster

[@kp_official1 on IG @kp_official_1]

Putting things into perspective like this should be enough to make people revolt

[daz @MetamateDaz]

I have tried LinkedIn. I have tried Indeed. I have tried EVERYTHING. and all I can say is that I highly HIGHLY recommend having rich parents.

[Gentleman Doofus @GentleDoofus]

No quicker way for me to go from “why are they making this?” to “I’m there day one” than the prospect of a villainous Cruise flooding Miami with cocaine.

[𝗞lark @KnightClawk]

Buy a house with my lunch money

[Cam @harleybaghdad]

Alright i’m officially unc

[Syd Steyerhart @SydSteyerhart]

I would rather see this beautiful world and everything in it reduced to molten slag than give the Boomers technology to live forever.

[wan @wankkj]

tá quase virando lost mídia de tão de lado que a dc deixou

[SLO @SLOplays]

Dawg I would start and finish my whole essay the same day it was due without some Ai shit y'all are cooked lmao

[nuno 🧣 @metmidnights]

foi o maior recado à humanidade de que o mundo não precisa de nós e é muito melhor sem a nossa existência