Lord Oliver, of House Mack. Third of His name.

I'm trying to keep it clean like church clothes...

[Lord Oliver, of House Mack. Third of His name. @_WhoIsOliver_]

Tre - 1
Shawty - 67744789909986

Gotta start somewhere…

[Southern Belle @tweetshaeee]

Twitter I do not care how cheap that checkmark is; I do not want it

[scar @imfat]

JUNE IS GOING TO BE A GOOD MONTH.
JUNE IS GOING TO BE A GOOD MONTH.
JUNE IS GOING TO BE A GOOD MONTH.
JUNE IS GOING TO BE A GOOD MONTH.
JUNE IS GOING TO BE A GOOD MONTH.
JUNE IS GOING TO BE A GOOD MONTH.
JUNE IS GOING TO BE A GOOD MONTH.
JUNE IS GOING TO BE A GOOD MONTH.

[Ellen Barkin @EllenBarkin]

The Bishop is never wrong

[LLONER 🦅🪐 @eyojoel77]

my mom was really serving us home cooked meals every single day…… younger me didn’t realize how much work and how much of a blessing that is

[BIG DADDY @Hearts0faKing]

Remember yall was like. “I’m not voting. I don’t like neither candidate. It’s not like it’s going to make a difference anyway!”

Now look at you. Can’t afford food, gas, or plane tickets.

[Lord Oliver, of House Mack. Third of His name. @_WhoIsOliver_]

@ReddCinema Eww

[Lord Oliver, of House Mack. Third of His name. @_WhoIsOliver_]

@uceyrollinsx This is strange bitch like behavior from the dude sitting. Weird clown shit tbh

[𝓓𝓸𝓬_𝔃𝓮𝓮 ✧ @doc_zee7]

my greatest adult disappointment was discovering that bad people get away with everything

[Marta Cecilia Maya López @MartaCecilia36]

Pedir una pizza a domicilio

1995
– Llamas por teléfono
– La pides en 2 minutos
– Llega en 30 minutos

2005 :
– Entras a la web
– La personalizas
– Llega en 45 minutos

2026↓↓

[Shabazz 💫 @ShowCaseShabazz]

Flau gave BG the too small 😭😭😭

[✧ @cessonmute]

Women are sharing live locations, checking the backseats of cars, carrying their keys between their knuckles and holding their hands over their drinks.

Men are doing 3 hour podcasts about how unfair it is that women don't smile at them.

[Power to the People ☭🕊 @ProudSocialist]

70% of Americans are struggling to afford groceries, housing, and healthcare, and there is a genocide in Gaza and Lebanon.

Fuck the Met Gala.

[͏b͏l͏a͏n͏c @dqveed]

because they did the same thing to black kids in the sixties when segregation ended

[kamau @poorteffy]

I want gundams to be real so bad but I know they’d just give them to the police

[nu @erasednigga]

happy cinco de mayo to all my mexicans who dont say nigga❤️

[Degen CPA @DrewVento]

I’m a ninja turtles millennial, not a spongebob millenial.

[Semitic Jew @semitic_jew]

Are yall still sleeping? Wake the hell up!

[Lord Oliver, of House Mack. Third of His name. @_WhoIsOliver_]

@ThomasF46895220 @DrewSav What is the jackson dark past exactly?

[sarah ☁️ @clouddottir]

i’m 36 and i’ve gone through:
dial up internet
going to officemax to buy software in a box
arguing with family over the phone line
having my own labeled floppy disk
napster / limewire / bearshare
adobe licenses that weren’t timebound
microsoft encarta
using the first mouse with a click wheel
bondi blue imac
microsoft xp
space cadet pinball
ask jeeves
printing directions off mapquest
google’s “i’m feeling lucky” button
internet cafes
myspace autoplay songs
the ipod
tumblr music blogs
the golden age of torrents
hackintoshes

and somehow i feel like the searchability and value of the internet is worse than
ever :( we’re losing texts and accepting that everything needs to be found through a paid algorithm. i don’t feel good about this.